Pot Noodle habits

[suga]

My husband is driving me mad, he eats pot noodles with a fork and it irritates the hell out of me. We've discussed the issue and I've explained why it annoys me and he agreed that he was being a selfish dickhead and said he would eat them with a spoon in future yet he continues to purposely wind me up and eat them with a fork I even threatened to stab him with a fork if I caught him doing it again and he ignored me.

I also think he's having an affair

how can you eat a pot noodle with a spoon??

do you have 'trigger words' too, lol

freaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

Perhaps she likes him for the fork

well pot noodles are dirty - ohhh soooooo dirty

pmsl

Am I missing something? How the hell do you eat it with a spoon, and you must be at the end of your troll-y tether if that bothers you

Tell him to fork off.

even considering eating a pot noodle is grounds for divorce in my book

Put them in a delicate Asian bowl and make him use chopsticks.

maybe he should just eat them with his fingers, or just tip them down his throat?

I make my DH knit his Pot Noodles into an attractive one-piece so he doesn't need to use cutlery at all. Mind you, the clicking of his knitting needles doesn't half get on my nerves and he keeps dripping the sauce ALL OVER the antimacassars, the selfish bstrd.

Make him go and eat in the shed.

Suga, you must be bored.

This is a joke, no????
Who the hell would write such a weird thing?