I know people always say that if you receive a chain letter you should tear it up and throw it away, but I received this thru the post today and thought I might give it a try!
This letter was started for women like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Just send a copy of this letter to 5 of your friends who are really frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top you will receive 5,327 men... One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. Do not break this chain - one woman broke this chain and got her s* of a b* back.
At this writing a friend of mine already received 334 men. They buried her yesterday but it took 3 undertakers 36hrs to get the smile off her face and 2 days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up.