I suffer from claustrophobia so shopping is a nightmare, last week we went to the sales and DH made it 100 times worse than it needed to be, when shops are crowded he will insist on standing in peoples way being gormless or he'll fight his way to a rail only to hold up a tiny mini skirt and say "what about this?" for a laugh...he just gets in peoples way all the time, he doesn't seem to realise that his little jokes etc are just pissing people off.
Yesterday we went to tesco which was packed again and he spent the entire time willying around picking things up saying stuff like "what about this for the kids hehe" (something like vindaloo powder) or he'll rush over to something that is stupidly expensive which nobody likes and hold it up getting in peoples way etc saying "that's not bad...?" and again people get pissed off and usually just push him out of the way.
Now he's saying he wants to go shopping tomorow around town again, how do I tell him to stop being an idiot in shops without hurting his feelings?? I can't stand another shopping trip where he's constantly walking around with his willy hanging out Ill end up punching him (or punching whoever pushes him out of the way!).