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DH still has the ability to surprise me

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NOELallie · 12/12/2006 11:14

DH has pulled an intercostal muscle and is in quite a lot of pain. Last night he got home and had a bath and then spent the rest of the evening slobbing around in a dressing gown with nothing on underneath. Once the kids had gone to bed he lay on the sofa with ....ahem..everthing hanging out so to speak! Not a particularly pleasant sight tbh ...might be alluring in a toned 19 yr old but a 44 yr old chap who is very muscular but also a bit overweight....er..no! But I thought it was simply because he was more comfortable like that so didn't say anything. I decided to go up to bed and DH got stroppy, sat up straight and pulled his dressing gown round him!! He honestly thought he was gradually driving me wild with desire and that at some point I was going to leap on him....... It makes you wonder whether he actually knows me at all....or perhaps he was just feeling extremely lucky. Perhaps he should have worn his lucky pants

20 years along and he can still surprise me....

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LieselVonGiftwrapp · 12/12/2006 11:43

Oh you hard bitch. I would have jumped him

Crotchety · 12/12/2006 12:01

Sometimes they need to realise that looking very sharp in a suit say, does it much better!

FioFio · 12/12/2006 12:02

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fiiiivemadmarchhaaaares · 12/12/2006 12:05

snort, you would imagine that they would also get the message that grabbing your tits and arse when your doing the washing up still
isnt going to work. Oh how we laugh.

mateychops · 12/12/2006 12:18

Oh, I don't know...works every time with me....

LieselVonGiftwrapp · 12/12/2006 12:26

I dont know, arse-grabbing whilst filling-dsihwasher always does it for me.

MerryMellowmas · 12/12/2006 12:28

why do they do this?

I couldn't even a a stretch in piece on saturday morning as I was "Turning him on" WTF!!

NOELallie · 12/12/2006 12:40

I can't help thinking that him loading the dishwasher without grabbing my arse would work MUCH better....but unlikely I fear.

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kittylettekissingsanta · 12/12/2006 19:19

PMSL, bless him

thank god mines sill only 21 and hot, pmsl

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