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I just don't get it ...

115 replies

Kimberley00001 · 18/09/2015 16:00

Im writing about a male friend of mine. Well I say friend ive known him for 4 years and ive slept with him twice.
I admit that I do like him and he likes me but he isn't single. In fact he has had relationship after relationship, often overlapping ones that often only last 6 months to 2 years max. To give some back ground info he's early 50s with secondary school age children. Im early 30s with one child. Ive often thought he might have something wrong with him he can ignore messages for days on end and then message back , often out of the blue as if nothing's happened. It doesn't end there though. He's told me he couldn't be in a relationship with me as he only dates women who are over say size 14 and are below attractiveness in looks. Ive seen a couple of his exes and they are all a Miranda hart type, but smaller in height. He is good looking and I am above average looks wise and size 8. please bear with me on this this is not a wind up I promise, I wish it were ....He also only dates those that have older grown up sons and work in a certain job role. I mean there is no deviation from this mould. I only slept with him as I had no idea he wasn't single, but im confused as hell as to why he did as im not what he's looking for obviously !! Ive thought maybe he has a mental health issue or something but I suppose deep down im just wondering what is it I can't give him .. Im single after a lt relationship that failed a while ago, ive only been in one relationship so people like this confuse hell out of me !
Ok well any input much appreciated x

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Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 14:02

I feel sick.

He sent you a photo of him pissing in the bath and you still find him attractive?

His choice in women is a side issue. You need higher standards. Unless you're actually into "water sports" of course. In which case "each to their own "

AnyFucker · 20/09/2015 14:08

You know how sometimes you try to type something useful and then can't finish the sentence ?

That.

There's a lot of it about at the moment, so no wonder people are getting snippy.

Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 14:49

There is isn't there?

I'm glad I'm getting old and boring and prefer a Saturday night watching Shaun the sheep with the kids rather than dealing with vomiting, pissing blokes who can't get it up.

Alittlecurious · 20/09/2015 14:55

These threads are putting me off men for life.

MorrisZapp · 20/09/2015 15:01

I wee in the bath, I thought that was standard. I don't take a selfie though - hope he had a bag of rice handy.

AnyFucker · 20/09/2015 15:08

MZ you are admitting to weeing in the bath ? Grin

Please start a thread about it. Wink

MorrisZapp · 20/09/2015 15:17

I can't believe anybody gets back out of a lovely bath, soaks the bathroom by using the toilet, then gets back in? Why would anybody do that?

AnyFucker · 20/09/2015 15:19

I'm with you but the last time there was a thread on it, the bathpissers were found to be discusting Grin

Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 15:21

alittlecurious I was thinking the same; whilst being worried for my daughters. But then I remembered that in 43 years (and a fair few of them were mispent) I've managed to avoid all this. And I also reminded myself that there's no way my daughters would put up with such shit either.

Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 15:22

mz forward planning!

MaisieDotes · 20/09/2015 15:22

So that they don't have to lie in a bath of their own diluted wee morris Confused

I usually go before I get in, just in case Smile

Seeing as I'm here, OP, fgs, if you want to analyse anyone why don't you analyse your own self for having developed this obsession with this man. He is unavailable, if that's your catnip then you need to get to the bottom of why.

Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 15:29

I only ever have baths. I sometimes treat myself and put l'occitane bath oil in. It wouldn't be much of a treat if it was diluted with piss would it? Mingers.

loveyoutothemoon · 20/09/2015 15:30

Just wee before you get in-DOH!

BeyondYourPeripheralVision · 20/09/2015 18:34

Forget the bath. He sexually hurt you so you couldn't walk for two days? Wtf?

Kimberley00001 · 20/09/2015 18:59

Yes beyond he did. At first it was ok, I enjoyed it at first but it went on for so long, plus when his penis was inside me that went on for an hour too if not longer, he only orgasmed when I choked him.

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AnyFucker · 20/09/2015 19:01

You have posted about this bloke before

For God's sake get rid if him for good.

And stay away from tossers

brokenhearted55a · 20/09/2015 19:08

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Kimberley00001 · 20/09/2015 19:10

No wind up broken. And folk girl, I did not pry personal information out of him regarding his house he volunteered it.

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Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 19:14

WTF Are you doing? Watersports? Asphyxiation? Look if that's what you're into - fair enough - however, there may be more suitable sites than mumsnet.

Otherwise, get some self respect and get shut.

SlowlyGoingINSAINIA · 20/09/2015 19:14

So, why are you so desperate for a guy who pisses the bath?

Verypissedoffwife · 20/09/2015 19:18

Sorry I just don't get any of this. Why???

You're lonely - find some friends/get a dog/whatever

You want an orgasm - sort yourself out/buy a toy/read literotica

I genuinely can't see a purpose in any of this.

ThisIsStillFolkGirl · 20/09/2015 19:26

Well in that case, I really would just stop devoting any head space to him. What would an answer give you anyway? It's not going to change anything. Just let him go.

brokenhearted55a · 20/09/2015 19:27

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ShebaShimmyShake · 20/09/2015 19:30

Nah, it's clearly a wind up. It got me at first but I have a tendency not to read the full thread and didn't see the bit about pissing in the bath. I did think the stealth boast about being so much younger and hotter than all these 'Miranda Hart types' was a bit weird, but I just figured the OP was lacking in self awareness like many people.

I feel a bit daft for falling for it, but that's what you get for being on the internet when you should be working. Well done, you trolled me.

Kimberley00001 · 20/09/2015 19:32

Okay.. Ive been thinking I think ive seen the light through all this... Who ever his poor gf is she's absolutely welcome to him, I won't be speaking to him again. Sometimes it takes an outside perspective for things to sink in.

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