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I think I found my 'twat radar'??!

45 replies

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 17:49

Back in March I was introduced by a friend to a 'great' guy. Admittedly she'd only known him for 6 months but thought he was ideal for me - tall, dark, hansome, intelligent, witty.....

We talked on the phone, messaged daily & decided to meet.
Immediate attraction, great sex .... but .... something bothered me about him. I thought maybe I was just oversensitive having come out of an emotionally abusive relationship.

Maybe.

Then he started to send cock photos & asked me to describe what I liked about said photo. If I didn't use enough descriptive words I was accused of being 'lame' or 'unimaginative', 'crap at sexting'.
He wanted me to give his cock a name & 'worship' it Grin, did I know any friends who would be interested in a threesome?
He would like to come to my house & fuck me ocassionally, but my family 'situation' was a no go for him (aka having 4 kids).
According to him (god?) I would never be able to resist him.

He wants to see me this weekend. I told him to stop whining & go gang out in the frozen food section of his local co-op ..... did I do the right thing, or will I have a life time of regrets?
He also had a mate called charlie - I realised this after his constant sniffing.

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Hassled · 31/07/2015 20:33

"Fabricating the truth" :o :o

I can't actually believe you turned this one down.

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 20:35

He wants a real woman.
I told him if he grew some balls he might attract said woman.
He told me not to be do 'passive agressive'
Am I being passive agressive?? I thought I was being my usual straight talking northern/irish/jamaican self ..... puzzled

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JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 20:36

Sorry for typos

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janetandroysdaughter · 31/07/2015 20:40

'master seducer' - twattastic. Grin He sounds like John Ralphio from Parks and Rec.

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 20:46

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Oblique27 · 31/07/2015 20:56

Ugh, he sounds repulsive......Smile how did he entice you in the first place?

JAPAB · 31/07/2015 21:10

"He wanted me to give his cock a name & 'worship' it"

Give it his own name and see if he gets the hint.

iklboo · 31/07/2015 21:17

Does he drive an Audi Midlifecrisis?

WallyBantersJunkBox · 31/07/2015 21:18

Name his penis "Clarks" and direct him to the Penis in a shoe website.

ABTwife · 31/07/2015 21:24

Don't name him or any unsuspecting woman he's involved with. That's unfair.

He's a twat but you fell for it and shagged him too. Would you be happy to be named on an Internet forum?.

Yoyoyopo · 31/07/2015 21:25

God I thought I'd met the same guy! but different part of the country (Essex)

Do you think they've all been to the same dating semenar?

JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 22:03

It's not unfair to 'name' him -I asked him, he said it wad ok.

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ImperialBlether · 31/07/2015 22:06

But OP, I hate to throw cold water on this, why did you sleep with him right at the beginning, knowing there was something a bit off about him?

ABTwife · 31/07/2015 22:14

So he's a twat you want nothing to do with but you're texting him about your MN posting and he' s up for it?. OK. Seems he wants you to advertise for him so why are you going along with it?. And don't name her. He can't give permission to name her.

Naming them both just makes you look like you're more bothered about this than you claim to be. Just let it go if he's a ridiculous twat you've had a lucky escape from.

eepie · 31/07/2015 22:29

WELL DONE !! You are well shot of him !! Grin Don't regret for one second. You have a fully functioning twat-radar indeed hooray!

Cabrinha · 31/07/2015 22:38

Oh I missed (although you clearly stated it!) that you slept with him.
Your twat radar still needs work!

daftbesom · 31/07/2015 22:50

Why are you still spending time on him??? You are massively flattering his ego. Step away.

FarFromAnyRoad · 31/07/2015 22:52

I'd have named his cock 'Prize Winning Last Turkey in the Shop at Christmas' - do you think he'd have liked that?

Grin
forumdonkey · 31/07/2015 23:38

I'd name his cock Dinky Grin

JanuaryKat · 01/08/2015 06:10

Re: sex - I agree that my radar needs fine tuning.

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