Unwanted guest who outstayed their welcome ? Please share :)

[Myfoofneedspruning]

It's one of my favourite topic on mumsnet ! I never have any guests so I don't have anything to report but I'm sure some of you have great things to tell ! I do thank you :)

Wow, thats a serious pisstake

I must be an utter cunt. Nobody has ever taken the piss like this with me....

I had a girl stay from India, I knew her parents via work. She was horribly entitled. She came as a student, I agreed she could stay for a week or two. After three months I told Her to move out. She was always in the house, sat watching crap loudly on TV. She would never check what I might wasnt to watch. She would spend all night making loud Skype calls- shrieking down skype to friends loud enough so I couldn't sleep. I eventually turned the router off as I couldn't bear the noise from her.
She didn't pay any money to me for board or food and ate all my food, despite making it clear she didn't like english food or my cooking. She never cooked for herself or me. When I stopped buying her food she went to the local chicken cottage every night and bright home smelly takealways. She would leave the boxes empty (bar chicken bones) on her bed room floor. When she moved out a months worth of boxes were still there but oil and greese had leaked through them and into the carpet ruining it.

Thats genius voyageofdad.

My DSis left her husband and children to move in with another man. That fell through and she ended up on the sofa for six months and was the most inconsiderate houseguest ever, leaving mess, being noisy and not paying board. She then came on to my boyfriend of six years and ended up trying to take over my life. The worst bit was that when she got back with the husband, she cut off contact with me and stopped me seeing the children. It's been a year and I'm still angry. Very angry.

I had a friend at uni who was a bit of a lame duck. Everyone had gone home for the holidays and she was in touch saying how fed up she was with her family and had no mates at home to see, so I suggested she come and visit overnight. She didn't leave. She stayed for 5 days, including Christmas Day! My parents were rather bemused and so was I!