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Home made vibrator tip - it is brilliant

419 replies

zoebram78 · 19/04/2015 17:53

Some of you may have heard of the toothbrush vibe (available to buy) - at least one thread about it on here or Google search "vibrator, tingle, toothbush". Here are the instructions to make your own - it really works and it is better than anything I have bought - really - no Blue Peter home made second quality about it

This is effectively no cost (if you already have an electric toothbrush).

Take a standard brush head (actually any head will do - new or used - maybe new is better for those who don't like the idea of a minty feeling) then cut all the bristles off down to the base with a Stanley knife or similar - there will be some rough stubble left (fraction of a mm) but don't worry about that. Then get a sheet of fine sandpaper or emery paper and rub the face of the brush down in a circular motion to get it roughly smooth. Next apply 2 or 3 coats of nail polish to the sanded face (select your fave colour).... wash it in warm water...... then find a quite moment and let the climax roll. It is better than any shop bought vibe - brilliant cum after cum.

You can easily hide the head and keep the motor bit in the bathroom and mother in law has no idea!

Free vibes for all!! Think of it as the Mumsnet vibe. No expense and no red faced shopping o knowing winks from the postman or the old bloke next door passing over a long thin parcel. Maybe sandpaper wiil be the next embarassing shopping item - nudge nudge - wink wink!

I have bought a new drive unit - it felt funny brusging my teeth with the one I use as the vibe.

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umbongoumbongo · 19/04/2015 23:58

Does anyone remember those Squiggle Wiggle biros? Pmsl

MadeMan · 20/04/2015 00:03

"another thread with, ahem, questionable motive"

The opening post of that thread has a stock photograph in it, so it has to be trustworthy and legit, surely?

fattymcfatfat · 20/04/2015 00:11

mademan it gets oh so much worse!

passthewineplz · 20/04/2015 00:18

Nooooo! Mr Kent has been booted off! Hmm

fattymcfatfat · 20/04/2015 00:20

no wonder! he posted a dick pic!

handfulofcottonbuds · 20/04/2015 00:24

MNHQ are looking into it Grin

fattymcfatfat · 20/04/2015 00:27

for your eyes Wink

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 20/04/2015 02:59

For the first time in my life. I'm saying nothingGrin

dangerrabbit · 20/04/2015 03:53

Thanks, OP.

This is a useful tip if you're in prison and not able to go out and buy a vibrator like a normal person.

RebelRobin · 20/04/2015 04:57

The man from Currys winked and smiled at me once - I had just bought a washing machine. He must have known I was going to sit on it...

Ohfourfoxache · 20/04/2015 05:19

This has gone to make it into classics - even though we won't get a deletion message.....

GratefulHead · 20/04/2015 06:23

Oh dear God I have laughed so much I am actually crying. Thank you OP for making the start of my day so good.

lunalelle · 20/04/2015 06:58

OP's wife left him for using the term 'fanjo bean' during marital relations. This is the ploy to get her back :)

WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat · 20/04/2015 06:59

Fanjo bean??? FANJO BEAN?? Man alive!! Howling at foofbrush though!

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 20/04/2015 07:13

Get this on Dragon's Den

CuttedUpPear · 20/04/2015 07:21
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headlesslambrini · 20/04/2015 07:32

MNHQ must be calling an emergency staff meeting in order to get the deletion message just right. They should write it but move the thread to classics instead.

What a way to start a Monday morning!

MajesticWhine · 20/04/2015 07:33

I'm going to try it. I even have some sandpaper left over from a small diy job I did the other day.

BigRedBall · 20/04/2015 07:43

When I got to ""get some sandpaper" I still thought it was a joke and she'd suggest sticking sandpaper at the tip Grin

This is hilarious because the OP is actually serious Hmm

FrancesNiadova · 20/04/2015 07:50

Grin Hilarious!

Seff · 20/04/2015 07:52

Vipers at their very best Grin

Lumobile · 20/04/2015 07:56

OP's wife left him for using the term 'fanjo bean' during marital relations.

Ding ding! Grin

treaclesoda · 20/04/2015 07:58

I was reading this from the start yesterday and am delighted to see that so much more has been added this morning. So much to catch up on Smile

ElphabaTheGreen · 20/04/2015 08:42

Has anyone NC'd to FanjoBean yet?

cherrytree63 · 20/04/2015 09:00

I rustled up a few last night and they're selling like hit cakes on my local facebook selling page!