Wasn't sure where to put this but here goes...
I ordered an 'adult toy' over the internet two weeks ago and it hasn't arrived, instead a parcel arrived whilst I was at work for an address similar to mine.
The parcel is obviously not mine, this has happened before (the postie mixing up the addresses) and when this has happened I have taken the parcel to the other address and they have given me mine. The problem is every time this has happened the parcel has been returned to me open! I can just see it, me turning up with the parcel and the (very prim and proper, straight laced) woman in her 60's giving me that look and handing me my 'offending parcel'! A look that I know I will get every time I see her (she lives in the next street) from now on! I keep putting it off, I can't keep doing that but I am cringing just thinking about knocking on the door and her knowing what is in the parcel.
Do I try and overcome my embarrassment and knock on the door? Do I send hers back to the courier, telephone the catalogue and tell them I haven't received mine, and then avoid her like the plague? Telephoning the catalogue in itself is going to be very embarrassing, it?s not a sex toy catalogue btw, just your normal 'Kays' type. When I have telephoned them before its very often a young male who can hardly ask you the size of the bra you are ordering without sniggering whilst you cringe announcing you need a 34E... Maybe an email to them would be better; I could start it by saying "This is very frustrating but..." Lol