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Ideas for wedding night room jokes

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jenkel · 29/10/2006 21:16

We are shortly going to a wedding and dh and some friends are planing to do something to the room, we are all staying the night in the same hotel. There idea was to wreck the room, which I dont think is a very nice thing to do, my style would be to make it pretty, petals etc, but it is DH's friend who is getting married, so perhaps a bit too girly. So DH suggested I ask on Mumsnet.

Somebody mentioned to me that there is a way to make a bed which makes it very hard to get into, I guess it depends if it is done with sheets etc, anyone have any idea?

So please if you have any ideas that wont ruin the couples big day please let me know.

We had the traditional kippers, shaving foam, toilet rolls and tin cans on the car but they arent going away on honeymoon. By the way, havent seen this done for ages, do people still do that.

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NeverDropYourMoonCup · 12/02/2021 18:48

Oh, FFS. why can't threads be automatically closed when they're a million years old?

evenBetter · 12/02/2021 19:09

KenBlackstone slam your dick in a door. Guaranteed laughs, I promise.
Imagine joining a forum just to tell everyone that they should agree with your shit ‘banter’ on an ancient thread 😁

Multicover · 12/02/2021 20:19

I wonder if the couple in question are still married?

KirstenBlest · 12/02/2021 20:21

@OldieMum

Don't want to be a killjoy, but would you want someone to do this to you on your wedding night? I wouldn't.
Hear hear.
AllForeverAtOnce · 14/02/2021 06:51

I know this is a zombie thread but people actually do this, having been to so many weddings, I've never heard of this.
A group of kids celebrating a birthday things get damaged by accident but adults doing things on purpose???

This is probably part of why a hotel hears wedding and charges so much more.

Nanny0gg · 14/02/2021 13:53

Oh Shit.

@KenBlackstone

What the bloody hell is wrong with you?
How did you even find this thread?

Honeyroar · 14/02/2021 14:29

@KenBlackstone

God you're a humourless bunch aren't you.
Why would you drag this up after 15? years? How weird. And the reason people are humourless about it is because it’s not funny. Most people over 20 would work out that its juvenile and spoils a lovely first night in a hotel.
MrsKeats · 14/02/2021 17:16

Grow up.

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