who wants to write my OLD profile?

[FrogIsATwatInASantaHat]

Any takers ?
Believe it or not I rewrote a strange mans last night..
Too much was flicking through Ok cupid. Someone who had viewed me started off his.. been hurt, cheated on blah blah all negative. So I wrote and told him and made a few suggestions. I fully expected a shitty response but he thanked me and told me he had updated it
Sure enough he had. Much better! If anyone is up for the challenge I will provide enough detail for someone to get creative!

Why are you bothering with OLD when John is here and likes what you've written about yourself?

John, give us your vital stats so we can see whether you're a suitable candidate!

Frog - you certainly have the humour to write a good profile!

My children. At the last count I had two. I periodically confirm this by roll calls
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Three times per week an extra roll call is performed for the expulsion of dirty laundry

John are you male? (Not hyperventilating honest)

Isn't JohnFR a woman?

Sadly, not only am I married but I'm a lady ;) (with a stoopid name)

I did online dating though and always wished I could rewrite everyone's profiles. For money :)

I know you write, imperial, bet you could do it...

I did think JFR was female. But hey as its new year i do know that there are plenty of male posters amongst us

I'm changing my name!

Oh and johnfarley you have one of my favourite user names too. I may have to start a new thread on that one. All my user names have been crap.

Stumbled on this ladies. I've no real success with OLD. Terrible at writing about oneself. I too work for my self, freelance, it suits me , not for everyone. I"m male BTW. Your skills are ok you've no need for assistance. Good mother, hard worker, and a sense of humour, can you cook? Always a + that. Good luck

"If anything my boundaries are tighter than ever. "

You should mention this in your profile; anything tight is a plus point.