Oh, look everyone, it's Christmas Eve 
The Nativity must be today surely....
Adjusts tinsel halo, straightens wings, and clears throat
Ahem....
On the first day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Support from the babes of this bus
On the second day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Barrie the squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the third day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
A dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the fourth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the fifth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!!
Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the sixth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!!
Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the seventh day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Reindeer on the roof-rack, Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!!
Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the eighth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Help in the sidecar, Reindeer on the roof-rack, Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!! Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the ninth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Weapons for the Wine Witch, Help in the sidecar, Reindeer on the roof-rack, Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!! Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the tenth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Tonnes of compassion, Weapons for the Wine Witch, Help in the sidecar, Reindeer on the roof-rack, Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!! Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the eleventh day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
Far too much tinsel, Tonnes of compassion, Weapons for the Wine Witch, Help in the sidecar, Reindeer on the roof-rack, Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!! Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
On the twelfth day of Christmas good fortune gave to us
The world’s maddest panto, Far too much tinsel, Tonnes of compassion, Weapons for the Wine Witch, Help in the sidecar, Reindeer on the roof-rack, Too many camels, GREEN OPAL FRUITS!!!! Midget Obama, a dog called Spirit, Barrie the Squid
And support from the babes of this bus
Happy Christmas Eve everyone xxx