Have just been round to the outlaws (because they wont visit us even though they live 5 mins away).
I asked if they would have dd and ds for an hour tomorrow (they dont work, and had already said they had nothing planned) .... when I asked they just looked at each other and said nothing so i said 'well dont both shout at once because i wont hear you' to which she replied 'well ok but it'll have to be early'
FFS WOMAN ITS AN HOUR OUT OF YOUR REALLY BUSY LIFE OF GOLF AND SHOPPING
and breathe .....sigh ....phew