Gross things your dp/h do?

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Dh bites his finger nails and everytime he goes to kiss me or eat he takes them out of his mouth and deposits them in a safe place to recommence chewing later.

What gross things do you dp/DH do?

That is beyond vile.

What.....how can.....why would he........I don't......

WHAT???

ERGH!

I thought poo crumbs on the toilet seat were bad.

This cracking me up.....

Sometimes I find snot in the shower on the wall - that's about it. He's practically perfect - although he does like sticking his finger up my arse when we do the dirty deed.

It is vile and I have asked him to kindly stop but he won't.

Force out farts.

DH picks the dead skin off his feet while sitting on the sofa.

It makes me want to kill him.

I would start buying him chewing gum.

But I think I have some pretty grim habits so we are probably evenly matched.

Oh yes, lifting a buttock and forcing out a fart. That, or theatrical belching are his favourite things to do to announce his arrival into the room I am in.

I could not put up with foot picking omg that would make me weak!

DH sounds always makes the most disgusting gagging noise when he is cleaning his teeth. He says the toothpaste makes him want to throw up. Apart from that nothing too dire

Can men join this?

My wife yawns very loudly and sound like she's having an orgasm which was quite funny once upon a time but now we have a teenager it's a bit embarrassing especially if it comes from the bedroom!

Men are more than welcome and I admit I actually laughed at your post newbie

Oh yes, the hhhhcccchhhccc noise when cleaning teeth, like he's trying to cough up a testicle.

I8toys ..are you sure it's snot down the wall in the shower lol

DP farts in his sleep and wakes himself up

I'm watching him as we speak, picking his nose whe lying on the floor. Not even trying to hide the fact he's doing it- his elbow's pointing toward the ceiling!??

googoo...my dog does that. She also licks her own arse a lot. Including all night. She has an allergy.

Despite this and occasionally eating cat shit she still sounds less gross than some peoples partners!

My ex kept all of his toe and fingernail clippings in a glass jar. For ten years at least. I think at the beginning he was curious to see how quickly he could fill the jar, maybe? I bet he still has it. Urgh!

Drinks cold gravy out of a mug

Ex was awful...Coughing up phlemgh in the sink each morning without fail

Does that ear scratch thing with the arm of his reading glasses.

My ex read somewhere that you should scrape the furry crap off your tongue for good health. So he used to keep this little silver teaspoon in a glass in the bathroom and stand in front front of the mirror scraping all this gunk off his fucking tongue. He always did this with the door wide open which was in direct sight line from our kitchen and living room and used to get annoyed when I would scream at him to shut the door. It literally used to make me want to throw up.