Gross things your dp/h do?

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Dh bites his finger nails and everytime he goes to kiss me or eat he takes them out of his mouth and deposits them in a safe place to recommence chewing later.

What gross things do you dp/DH do?

and sniffs it

[faint]

plays on games consoles for hours i dont exsist, also when i say something he goes ' eh'? so i have to repeat myself even though he did hear me the first time he is just thinking of a answer. drinks smelly energy drinks too. picks toe nails, farts loudly and thinks its funny the list goes on and on. a very childish 30 odd yr old i have urghhh

My dh picks his nose hair and then inspects it before flicking it on the carpet.....

My exdp use to do the whole groin/bollock scratching, finger sniffing thing which was vile. You could also smell it on his face as he'd had his hand there for so long

Picking the feet thing and leaves dry bits of skin everywhere. It is driving me mad but if he was to eat it I would vomit.

Ooh I'd forgotten the trouser-sniffing!

Every time he takes off a pair of trousers to get changed or go to bed he holds them up by the waistband so he can sniff the seat, to decide whether or not they need a wash

If he's not sure he asks me to sniff as well

Oh my! I thought some of my DH's habits were gross but what airline have read here makes me sick. Some humans are disgusting.

But did they do it before you have moved in? Mine never farted in front of me before marriage and now is like a pig.

some of you would have better luck with the monkeys at the zoo, and I once saw a gorilla eat its own poo!

Dh is an angel of decorum in comparison....nose trumpeting, and really really annoying coughing aside when he has a cold.

My dp forced a trump out once and shit himself. Watching him doing a funny run to the loo was pretty funny.

He picks his nose and eats it.

My friend caught her husband letting the dogs lick the dirty dishes then he put them straight into the cupboard without washing them.

He admitted he'd been doing it for years!

Omg Patrick I am going to be sick

It's rank isn't it

My friend used to do it but I assumed that she washed them afterwards but tbh I never ate at her house after witnessing it

Oh my god. I have had a good few men in my life and not ONE of them has had a habit as vile as any of these. Christ. I dumped one guy because he wiped his nose weirdly with a hankerchief....