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Humour me......................................................

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Ethefod · 03/09/2006 21:38

Ok assume im an alien - could you explain sex to me please.....

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Sparkler1 · 03/09/2006 21:39

pmsl - would help but still trying to work it out for myself

SpaceCadet · 03/09/2006 21:39

sorry..what?

southeastastra · 03/09/2006 21:40

are you ET?

HRHQueenOfQuotes · 03/09/2006 21:42

hmmm not sure LOL.

But I've got a good little story to tell. DH and I have been away with the boys recently - sharing a room with them in the hotels/lodges we stayed in. On one occasion (yes only once LOL) we actually managed to 'do the deed' after we'd made sure they were asleep......and me checking with DH that they were actually asleep.

In the morning DS1 (who'll be 6 in 2 weeks time) said to me "daddy was naughty last night......in the bed" . I was horrified........until DH explained that while I was finishing my drink, and he was putting them to bed, they'd been larking around on the bed and DS2 had told DH to "stop being naughty" LOL.

SpaceCadet · 03/09/2006 21:44

lol QOQ!
o personally have forgotten what sex is.

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Ethefod · 03/09/2006 22:05

Apparently dp huffs and puffs around like a raving nutter until he's knackered and he's done probably the most work he's done since, well, last time i guess, and that 'rocks his world'.......... i know i missed something there but did i miss something else too??? WTF is it all about????

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