ex partner stole herbs from my garden!?!?

[Irishhooley]

my ex moved house last summer, while we were still together. we did not live together. I helped him move, clean and sort out the old / new house etc. We broke up about 6 months later.
He left pots with herbs etc in my back garden as the new house yard was v v dirty!!
I've just noticed that MY pots are missing - while his old scrawny plants are still here. I'm assuming he climbed the fence to take them.

What should I do? nothing as not worth it??

SoleSource I need you.

When ex-DP left he took my pen pot.

The cunt.

I'm in Kent

I shall send them to you right away to you cat......

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Hilarity aside, things like this really hurt! My XP told me that row of mint had been taken by foxes when, in reality, he had given all my plants to the OW. Also, after our split, he delivered HALF of a treasured plant which had been given to me to mark a very special occasion. He has no interest in gardening so realised that it had been divided by OW. Still rankles whenever I look at it!

Poo on his pot plants.

I realise all my "revenge" style posts involve faeces but that is a coincidence...

Was he a Kentish Cunt, catinbootz ?

Is his name Basil? I knew him, he's a Nasturtium Mustard, and a Tea-Leaf into the bargain!

Get some horseradish and nettles into his manky pots, and leave him a gift.

Oh! My XP was right; I really am thick! Fell for a spoof post!!!

Drive past his house and throw the scrawny plants at his front door/windows.

Failing that, you could get some cress seeds and write something complimentary on his lawn like...THIEF.

Do nothing it's not worth any hassle.

Call the cops!

I'm really annoyed because when I had to flee my ex, I left behind my most favourite thing, a full Jelly Belly bean dispenser. I got it for my kids (but secretly for me). I need someone to go stick a horses head in his letterbox or something.

I cannot understand why everyone is making a joke about this

I would be pretty freaked out or I knew someone had been in my garden to stall from me even worse that it's someone I know. It's really quite sinister and I would be scared.

What sort of terms are guy on op? Could you text him to say that if he even attempts to break into your property again you will not hesitate to call the police.

Hope you're ok

Thyme to end this silliness, I think

He was either a Kentish Cunt or a Cunt of Kent. It depends which side of the river you live on ( and I can't remember the rule)

I think it's because it's just such a petty thing to do, steal bloody herbs, what can you do but laugh. And keep your doors locked and your eyes open.

My ex has done some extremely petty things, finding the humour in them is what keeps me sane. And of course reporting him to the police, and getting a non-molestation order.

Trying to make OP laugh is partly trying to diffuse the stress, because stupid little things like this are supposed to make us get hurt and upset, and by laughing at them, you don't give in to their mind games.

I'd suggest a great recipe to use the herbs with then remind him afterwards if he remembered just how many tom cats used them for a toilet.

Are you certain it's Ex who's taken them? I've had pots nicked from my front garden.

Say nothing then either of the following 2 options;
Do nothing
Wait until you know he's out and nick them back (if you are feeling mischevious)

Is he my ex??

My ex took a massive potted plant I had lovingly grown in our garden. He spent the entire 6 years of our marriage insisting he hated the garden and never set foot in it except to grudgingly help me mow the grass once a year in the summer. He did this with tissue stuck up his nose and wearing a bin bag as he claimed he was allergic to grass. He wasn't. He was just a bumface.

I know he took the plant just to spite me. Along with one half of the leather sofa suite we had when he was moving back into his mum's and had nowhere to put it.

I hope the fucking plant gave him hives :)