Next door's gardener has propositioned me.

[FR1]

I say hello when I see him and that's it.

Today he was working down the road at another house and flagged me down. Handed me a letter (unaddressed) which he said not to open then (was in car en route to work) and it said he thinks about me all the time & would I like to go for coffee or maybe a walk in the woods!

I'm happily married. I have to tell DH don't I!

[FR1]

Hearts & Cutted

[Ticktockbangbang]

Is this him, OP?

(Just wanted to see whether I could upload a photo)

[Ticktockbangbang]

YES!!! - I'm a genius....

[FR1]

Sadly not Ticktock

[Repunsal]

Mr R just said; 'he's probably got 50 of those letters in his van that he keeps giving out!!!!!

[FoxInTheDesert]

You had me laughing out loud lol, real life spamming...

[Bahhhhhumbug]

God you lot are soooo funny As soon as I saw the title I knew this thread would be full of smut and innuendo laughs. PMSL at 'Is he good at Topiary'

[FR1]

DH is still laughing about it!

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Hubba hubba Ticktock

Neither of my gardeners look like that

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

I'm sure there is a joke in there with hoeing. And making sure things stay moist. And sprinklings of Rose petals?

[Scornedwoman67]

He's probably devastated by the rejection and sloped off to tend his hollyhocks..............

[Melonbreath]

Horsetowater you've just spoiled my madame bovary/Chatterley daydream of walking in the woods with a rugged size packed beefcake who smells of cut grass.

now I just feel dirty!

[ListenToTheLady]

Or even better... like this maybe? :o

[FR1]

OMG! Not like that either!

[horsetowater]

Sorry Melonbreath, well surely 'a walk in the woods' is a euphemism for some kind of sexual deviance worthy of a documentary on Channel 4? If he's a gardener he will hate woods anyway, far too unruly - probably bring his chainsaw, now that will get scary.

[horsetowater]

Watch out he's pruning.

[FR1]

Oh my life!! That made me lol horsetowater

[Kikithecat]

Well I think he was brave. It can't be easy to pluck up the courage to approach someone especially when you don't know if they are attached or not.

[FR1]

He is brave.

I actually contacted my now DH via phone (his nan gave me his number!) and that's how we ended up together. I didn't ask DH's nan if DH was attached, so a similar situation although I had a strong inkling that DH fancied me.

[Bahhhhhumbug]

Hearts - you have more than one gardener ?


As my mother used to say 'She have a garden big enough to lose a horse in'

Mine is tiny , you couldn't lose an ant in it

No doubt this will generate more dodgy double entendre but I do have a beautiful Jews Mallow absolutely covered in flowers this year.

[FR1]

Hahaha, now that's conjured up an image Baaah!!!

I will be keeping a low profile on Fri morning when he will be doing next door's garden!

[Bahhhhhumbug]

FRI that's lovely and why not ? life is short and you gotta grab it by the horns.
My now DH was accosted approached by me first in the street (he lived opposite) and I had an excuse cause to ask him something about parking. We hit it off straight away chatting and a few days later he left a note under my windscreen with his phone number and rest is history.
I told my DH about this thread and his first reaction was 'Ah, I feel sorry for him , poor bugger , he probably just likes her and doesn't know she's married'
As the saying goes 'Faint heart ne'er won fair lady' (or whatever)

[Bahhhhhumbug]

I will be keeping a low profile on Fri morning when he will be doing next door's garden

For some reason I immediately visualised the tool shed violently rocking from side to side.

[Bahhhhhumbug]

Also, even worse FRI , my DH is part Jewish so I have my very own Jews mallow to play with