Find me a man...now....

[jamsambam]

ive had enough of 'single person depression'...i want a decent man and i want one now.....

if i have to stamp my feet and scream untill i turn blue then i will....

oh god, i have officially lost all my self respect....sob....

Errr, foot stamping Violet Elizabeth types are not high on the 10 ten dates list.

Just thought you should know

I think it would help if you screamed and screamed and screamed until you were sick

how long have you been single?

Men are easy to find - its keeping them thats the hard part

I meant top ten dates list

Is it just a hot male body you are requiring jamsambam or do you want the whole relationship thingy?

lol bugsy i was just coming back to ask that too!

i wouldnt mind the hot male body for a few hours..then the relationship bit! haha

ive been properly single for 5 years, but ive had the odd date and a very bad internet-meeting in real life experience...and i dont suppose it helps that i live in a little vilage where they are all married, playing the field or prefer the company of thier animals..allegedly...

ive tried most of the dating sites but i cant be arsed to get a decent pic and then i have no time to go out anyway....

i might just try the screaming thing instead...

You can have mine if you like - part house-trained, own teeth and hair!!

i live in one of those villages too, but i have only been single since november

trial placements acepted..though they will have to deal with the dog and the kids and the house falling apart..oh and the crazy grandma!!

Sounds like my house!!!!

i hace acquired a young man recently, i can ask if he has any spare friends knocking about?

where do you live?

west wales...

well if you find a new man for jamsambam can you see if he has a brother/ cousin/friend for my sister, bluesarahjayne.

Willing to pay up to 50p for postage of said man, nothing on ebay

get a rampant rabbit....doesn't empty the bins, though!!