My ex asked me out ...so predictable.

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So my ex dumped me because I was 'stressed and anxious' due to my new job. A month later he asks me out on a date. The idiot. Of course I have moved on. Haven't spoke to him all month.Why do they always do this? Come crawling back I mean.

Do you remember that All Saints song, "It's A Booty Call"?

I have no idea why they think they can come back. It's funny as hell when they do though.

What did you say? And did he make an effort at all to impress? You know, dressing up in a uniform, playing guitar outside your window, doing the robot outside your work. Turning up naked with a rose between his teeth.

if not, i suggest that you all him to do any irritating all of the above while your consider his request...then tell him no

My ex called me "cold and selfish" when he walked out, having treated me with utter contempt for the best part of two years.

About a week later I got a text inviting me for drinks and dinner at his new place.

It gave me such great pleasure to text back "No thank you".

Although I wish I'd replied: "You're fucking joking, right?"

I said:

"No. Don't contact me again"

^^ that should say ask him to do any or all of the above.

Nothing irritating!

No effort. Just mentioned he had a spare tkt for a gig we were going to go to. I miss him sometimes though. I was right to say no wasn't i? Tbh the job wasn't worth it but then he prob wasn't either.

Text back - "thanks I needed cheering up today and the idea of that was really funny. It reminds me of this joke 'Q - Why did the princess kiss the frog the second time?' A - she fucking didn't, dumbass."

Move on from both the job and the Ex. He's probably just trying to work your melon cos he's bored!

My ex came back after trying to move his GF and her DC in one Christmas (expecting me to go home to my parents even though I was on half the mortgage ). I booted out all three with the help of the police. He said he wanted to come back a month later and was utterly astonished when I said, 'Good God no, I can't think of anything I would rather not do'. He's still with her but her husband that initially moved out has moved back in again so who knows? Men are not from Mars, they are from another solar system altogether I reckon