... which sounds really bizarre, but there it is. We have a really good sex life, communicate well, yada yada yada, but last night was suddenly very weird. He sorted me out, which he's very good at, but then he kind of jerked about, made some noises and flopped back on the bed (which, in case you're wondering, is not quite what normally happens) I'm not sure I'm expressing myself very well - I would have talked to him about it but he kind of jumped up straight away and went for a bath, which again, is somewhat out of character. Do blokes fake orgasms? What the hell for?
And yes, I've NC'd for this, so this looks like my first post, but I'm trying to be a bit more discreet (hell, even on MN).