Il a une liaison avec un actrice.

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We are in France.

This is such a deplorable mess. We are not married but live together in an apartment that comes as a perk of his job. He has four children from a previous marriage. I have three children from a previous relationship. The actrice has two children from a previous relationship.

Does anyone have any advice?

Don't worry Val OP, he'll be out on his arse at the next election in a few years and everyone will forget about all three of you. You knew he was a twat when you got together. People might not give a damn about you, or him, and they certainly don't think he is a better or worse president for his affairs. He's already loathed by most people.

And that list is a sad reflection on France.

Peut être plus tôt que ça.

Il y a des claims que l'appartement des rendez-vous est de la Corsican mafia.

Vous pouvez imaginer les jokes par les autres présidents au prochain G8 summit.

Depardiu is on the hated list tres harsh. Him and Val could get together and move to Belgique in wedded bliss.....

Les acronyms franglais sont tres bonnes.

People hate a guy called Arthur? That was my grandads name. He wasn't overly keen on the French to be fair.

Oh, its all too glamorous. Imagine if they were German.

ICH LIEBE DICH!

Arthur's real name is jacques....

Not surprised about depardieu after his latest antics!!

Arthur

"animateur-producteur de télévision, comédien, préside la société AWPG. Après Les Enfants de la télé et Vendredi, tout est permis avec Arthur, TF1 lui confie une nouvelle émission, Ce soir avec Arthur, un divertissement diffusé en deuxième partie de soirée, probablement le vendredi."

Something like Jeremy Clarkson?

Thought depardieu buggered off to Russia in the end? there is a press conference tomorrow where Hollande is speaking. Will it be she has qlb or more about his private life?

Must say the buying croissants made me and , could he not have used the cycle helmet as am sure no one at boulangerie would have turned a hair?

I feel sorry for the pauvre vache.
Bad enough having your partner cheat, but so publicly. Must be mortifying.

QLS (quitte le salaud)

Honestly, you'd save yourself so much humiliation by just walking away now. His career isn't going anywhere, you know.

I love France and most things French, but their culture feels so exclusive to me.

It's like being at an aquarium, looking in. Even if I could speak the language, I'd be clueless. Went to Paris once and felt like Crocodile Dundee (even though I'm from Edinburgh). I know, Paris isn't France etc. But still. I don't think I'd go back.

(cue mass French sobbing)

Madame Premiere Dame... avez vous pas noticed qu'il est fucking ugly? Qu'est ce que vous see in him anyway? Il resemble le love-child de Silvio Berlusconi et une pomme de terre.

His press conference was pre planned and supposed to be about how he's going to save the economy I thought

Maybe he's just trying to distract from the fact he actually has nothing to say

I'm surprised he just didn't wait for it to come out and then when she confronted him, he didn't simply say Can you not see I was just helping this poor girl practice for a film role".

Indeed. Mange tout, mange tout.

Toot alores mon petit chat! Le President des Kermit avez un shag tres grand avec la actrice des porn tv. Quellle horror! Avez vous un bolthole des votres pour les wind to morte down?? Je suis hate les Kermits in helmets des motoeurbycylettes pour les shag nonprivet! Avez vous une bouteille des vin rouge from Tescos avec les steak and pomme frites ce jour and forget les sneaky President.....

Wow did not know it was un actrice, I thought he was having the affair with a female!

You read it here first, guys....

QLB

quittez le bastard

It could be worse. He could be Silvio Belarsconi.

Ah, but OP, you are drip-feeding here. You yourself were L'autre Femme, and ditched your mari for him, n'est-ce pas?

Yes, it's true I was L'AF but she didn't understand him.

I know. I know. I'm still in the hospital. I'm going through the Kubler Ross 5 stages of grief, but I'm at the bargaining stage.

I've offered forgiveness plus I'm going to have a CACI non surgical arse lift every Wednesday and my face slapped repeatedly to produce optimum cheek glow.