DH is spending too much Time on Mumsnet...

[Sesquipedality]

When he should be putting Ds to bed...

Tell him to install the phone app and he can take MN anywhere even the loo

I'm not on the loo ATM I promise

So what's his nickname? I think we must be told

Great idea. Bed time stories with mumsnet! He's so busy posting/haing a fight on another thread he hasn't seen this blardy post. Yet!

I warned him about mumsnet but would he listen, would he'll ...

Spending too much time on mumsnet when he should be doing other things? Him and many others....

Would he hell - bloody auto correct

He didn't even spot this thread. I've actually had to show it to him to get him off.

Don't worry ladies. he'll be back to continue the bun fight soon.

he's enjoying the man hating he's currently getting! Makes him feel at home.

Mine too

So I'm not alone. Thanks Dibbler. Thanks Mumsnet.

If you're lucky he'll get fed up of having his arguments ripped to shreds after a few months and will de-register

Is he googling odd subjects like mad?
At least he has a good excuse for any dark sexual searches.

Just remind him never to google...

phone app

It could be worse.............he could be over on the fluffy side! netmums

Ha ha, excellent!

Ooooh. He's had a right pasting on one thread.

Ouch.

Now I want to know who he is.

It's not difficult for men to get pastings here, though. Or women.

Oh Shit lweji. He's learnt to name change...

You've created a monster. Shame on you.

Why is he getting a pasting? What on earth is he doing?

'He didn't even spot this thread. I've actually had to show it to him to get him off. '

Jeeze you read some fucking weird stuff on here sometimes....

Is he posting about his love for Greggs Sausage Rolls.

Skipped heart beat, quick panic as my computer loaded this page - relieved to see DS in the first post.

It's not my wife complaining.