Would this be a good Xmas present for STBXH?

[Cabrinha]

I'm dropping our child off to him for Xmas dinner which he'll have with his parents. So will open presents with them.
He's a total TV addict, and really likes Love Actually. So a classic feel good rom com DVD would work.

I was thinking Pretty Woman?

Background: I left him this year for fucking prostitutes

Arf

Does he like foreign films? Because there's a really grim Swedish-Danish film called 'Lilya4ever' about a girl who gets trafficked into prostitution. Merry fucking Christmas!

Oh Minniebar, I saw that at the cinema when it first came out. It was AWFUL. I wept buckets.

I'd get him a big box of antiseptic wipes.

a chlamydia home testing kit would be useful I guess.

nice one

How about the (very good) book The Botticelli Secret? If asked, you could say you are trying to show support for his lifestyle choices through positive depictions of prostitutes.

I've bought my ex a mug with the Bristol Stool Chart on. The thought is making me very happy in an evil way.

Oh man. How I wish I'd not googled 'Bristol stool chart'. Really, the words were enough…

Oh, he's obsessed. He gives dd2 movicol sachets all weekend, convinced she is constipated. Then for the rest of the week I get to deal with the aftermath. So I think he deserves it.