Go on, tell us your pet name(s)...

[tracypenisbeaker]

Ours include 'bubby' and 'honey' primarily, but 'cookie-muffin,' 'mama's crumbles' (something on the menu at Frankie and Benny's, I think) 'cookie-pudding', and 'corn puff toes' have all cropped up from time to time. Sad, I know.

I want to hear your most saccharine, cringiest monikers!

I'm single but I remember dad calling mum "Mummington Grunt-Buttock"

DH calls me squidgy tits

Had a bf who called me honey in a broad Manchester accent.

"Hunneh!!! Where's me socks lass?"

I usually call him cock breath or cock nose. He calls me baby cakes (boke!)

DH calls me something Russian
I call him his surname.

We are obviously not very romantic

@ "cock breath". That's even worse than "Big Poo".

Arf at Squidgy Tits

I call him Bear and he calls me Gel!!!! Bear and Gel!!!

He calls me panda/kitty/babyboo/... I call him kittystroker/pandamaster/puppymaster and ferishter (sp?) which is 'angel' in farsi - he's actually reeeealy 'cool' and serious-looking, you'd never believe it if you met him

I'm his Lommel (LOML)
He's Ginger Fish. I tickled him once and he did some weird thing to get away from me that made him look like a fish. And he's ginger, obvs.

He calls me wifey, I call him Dave (no, not his name, but everyone knows a Dave dont they!)

I am cheesetits and he is raisin balls!!! No reflection on body parts before anybody asks!!

I'm pumpkin
He's puppy

Our dog is often 'bear' :) seems quite a popular one with people!