Sex: talk to me about testicals please!

[Mazzledazzle]

My DH has hinted that he'd like me to play with his balls during sex, but not really sure what to do.

Any tips?

Ahem! OP has a posting history that checks out fairly well. Why are you all crying "Troll"?

Mazzle, best bet is to ask him; he's the expert with his own nuts and everyone is different.

My sincerest apologies for starting a thread and legging it.
I will def. ask my DH but I like to surprise him too and you lovely ladies are renowned for your bedroom knowledge . Though on this occasion, some of your suggestions were feckin mental perhaps a little extreme for me! In particular Madcat's link and BelaLugosis ref. to stilettos - both of which had me laughing!
I remember trying out the original 'More' hot/cold water tip back in the day with an old 'boyf'! Perhaps sparkling water would be even better!
Thank you for the tips ladies. DH in for a treat tonight! Apologies if I've offended anyone with spelling errors. I am on my phone but tis no excuse!

If you were doing the cold/warm water thing you could have testicle tumblers. Like a penis beaker but two of them

Whatever you do, don't believe any magazine/website that suggests you have mouthwash in your mouth while you go anywhere genitally-related. It will not give a refreshing tingle, but could quite possibly end in A&E.

I've just rolled the floor at
Choclate paint, paint on with a brush

Seriously do people older than 18 actually do that? who the fuck just so happens to have the paint and testicle paintbrush 'handy' at the side of the bed.

OP- suck them, lick them, cup them, massage them - He'll like it :)
from personal experience - DON'T go near them after eating an extra strong mint or while still chewing an airwaves chewing gum - apparently it's a bit fresh and tingly in a not nice way

This is a little unwise after yesterday's viral.

*Just to make sure you all know...My strike through does say 'older than 18' NOT as it appears to say - 'older than 10'

FFS don't use toothpaste we tried it once prior to the sucking/rolling malarkey.Poor DH thought that he'd have to go to A and E as his nuts were still on fire after 20 minutes under cool,running water.What kind of sadist gives this type of handy hint?This was nearly 40 years ago but the memory lingers.As for hot and cold drinks,these days I'd be more inclined to sit on the side of the bed and drink the tea and do the fiddling about by hand.

Draw little faces on them and make them have little conversations with each other. Maybe start a thread on baby names for some suggestions on what to call them? - something like Rusty and Binks might work.

'What's that Rusty?'
'I don't know Binks but it's heading right for us! Argh, I can't breathe!!'
Etc.

Hahahahaha

"Put googley eyes on then and pretend youre having a threesome with a large nosed man? "
f*king hilarious imagery there Booster

Always up for a bit of experimentation me

Choclate boby paint is sold at love honey! Cant link on phone and i did say planing was needed to get it ready so not great if you have kids in the house lol

I guess you could also be creative with hot wax as well but i would shave them first as it might hurt getting the wax off

testicles
not testicals