What's the worst 'I can't be with you anymore' line you've heard?

[redundantandbitter]

You all know my latest DP's crap dumping excuse is 'she's more warm & spiritual than you'. So, to lighten my day ...There must be folk out there that have been fed some fabulous excuses ... Or maybe YOU have made something up to escape??? Care to share?

Although all these blow-offs are amazing and incredible and unbelievable, the dumping that hurt me the most was the one where my partner fell in love with a new housemate, didn't tell me, and let our relationship slowly go to ratshit over a period of about six months. I was frantically trying to figure out what to do, and getting nowhere.

I would have preferred a clean break and some (hurtful) honesty, or even an insane excuse to boggle over in retrospect.

"The butcher with the sharpest knife has the kindest heart."