Too grumpy to think of a humourous thread title

[FrannyandZooey]

We have just had dinner, and I am lying on the sofa. Dp just walked past and, as an aside, said "You are getting quite a little tummy sticking out there, it's quite cute."

My question is, should I kill him now, or wait till we are having sex and then bite his knob off?

now

Just say "So I take it this means you're pleased about the baby?" and watch his face....

I vote for now as well!!!

TEll him you're pregnant

LOL @ NDP

at least he didnt say

"you are getting fat deary stoff scoffing choccies"

He said it was cute!

ndp snap

Great minds and all that, Piff

all that hula hooping for nothing

Hey maybe it's my immense stomach muscles sticking out

Oh god I have spelt humorous wrong as well

have I?

both ways just look plain wrong now

Well, mine said this and then we found out I was pregnant 3 days later

wait till your having sex and then ask him 'when did it get smaller?'

Kill him now, resucitate, then bite his nob off having sex.

If it's any consolation I don't think I'm spelling resucitate right either..recusitate, rescucitate, resusitate...

wait. bide your time. revenge is a dish best served cold.

Having now located the tape measure for the other thread I am forced to admit he may have a point