... using the word "bath mat"?!!!
I've been with DH over four years and we've just been on holiday where he kept muttering about a foot towel. I asked him what on earth he was on about.
"A foot towel. You know! They live on the floor and you dry your feet on them!" He then looks at me as if I'm stupid.
How on earth have we gone four years without ever discussing an item we both use every day. Also, nobody calls it a foot towel do they? (I checked with my stepsons who thought I was being odd as it's obviously a bath mat).