DP just said his balls HURT if....

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he doesn't have a wank at least twice a day?!?!

I mean WTF, he goes on to complain about the lack of sex in the past 3months. I then had to point out the fact that I had a baby 6 WEEKS ago and obviously before that was heavily pregnant!

I did have to laugh when he said his balls hurt, but twice a day?? really??

They can ache if he gets very aroused but doesn't 'finish'. Women get it, too! It's not being 'full' of spunk but happens when the genitals are engorged ready for orgasm, but the orgasm doesn't materialise. It wears off as the blood drains away - or he could just not get aroused so often. It's no big deal and he's being a prat.

Congrats on your baby! Take your own time.

Is he 12?

How childish is he, haha, absolute tosh.

Sounds unlikely.

What the hell is he paying for online, though? So much porn is free. I'd want to know what he is watching that is racking up huge bills?

And why is he not doing more to help you and take care of the baby? wanking twice a day...I mean, the chance would be a fine thing for most parents.

Blue balls? That's what I heard it was called..

health.howstuffworks.com/sexual-health/male-reproductive-system/blue-balls-dictionary.htm

Men who have a vasectomy have the vas deferens (tube from the scrotum to the outside) cut and ties to prevent the sperm leaving the body. The sperm they still produce (same amount as before the procedure) is reabsorbed by the body. Can you imagine how much pain they would be in if what your DP was suggesting was true?

He is being a nob.

I would suggest he takes a trip to the doctors with you, and you both sit there and explain to the GP what your DP has just said to you, maybe he needs a check up if he's in such pain?

But more likely he just wants an excuse for his porn addiction.

You've just had a lovely new baby and the thing most occupying your so wonderful husband's mind is wanking to porn.

Such precious memories of the early days, you know, being in that happy new parenthood bubble.

Tell the massive wanker that his balls will be in agonising pain when you kick him hard in them for moaning about not cracking one off often enough. Please show the knobber this thread. How can you stand him?