@Ike
I know I have been lurking and neglecting my Jezebel behaviours recently [WFF looks shamefaced]
But in my defence I've been...well, actually not much. Won't bore you lovely folk with my Nihilist existence...been a bit meh, ya'll know how that is? 
SP I would make mention to pizza man the places you frequent, see if he turns up...
SS good to see you back and good luck (fingers crossed), I look forward to the post date report...
Django I have found, googling can create a 'what the hell is he doing with me?' thought, if the person in question has achieved much/has a lot of positive stuff. (especially wrt: Lab)
Bant 
about the nisi, enjoy your time with your children, give them tail feathers a rest.
OWW, you should trust yourself more not less as a result of what you found out, as you have more evidence that you were and are complete right about him.
Juliette 5 sleeps eh? You'd better make the most of them there sleeps as there will be little sleeping once you see Dutchy and yes I am buying a fascinator in orange, in the shape of a yacht, just in case, so there!
Miranda hope all goes well
Hey Twinny I imagined you looking more of a Daisy Dukes/Dukes of Hazard caricature (in the nicest possible way, of course). I had a lovely gingham shirt but the buttons could not longer stand the strain so another item to the charity shop 
Hey T, Merc, Velvet, SnapeLubes, Kirsty, Moan, camper, Raf, Dolly, Daisy, Pom
Now, I haven't mentioned everyone, I know but please forgive me, I've tried me best!