Dating thread 55, everyone welcome!

[lubeytoobooby]

Woop! Lubes is BACK :o

newbies, daters, those taking a break, online dating real life dating or otherwise, and the loved up.... all welcome!

Off we go -chit chat away.

(I might even dip a toe back in myself)

[Secretservice]

OWW sorry you're feeling a bit down today, hopefully Newbie can put a spring back in your step! Sorry LM is still shocking you, but at least it must help do away with all the 'what ifs'

This is my first daylight first date - only 3 hours to go, and I don't think there's another concealer in the world to hide my bags and sags.

And which tights? Opaques or not. Is the dress too dressy for lunch? Aaargh! Where is my insouciance?

[KinNora]

Secret insouciance has to be worked at ( I'm no fricking good at it at all ) - have fun and remember the loo report.

Django good sleuthing, I take the view that it's best to be armed with information.

OWW sorry you're feeling fed up and even more sorry that Loser Man has managed to upset you even at a distance. I hope new bloke is a breath of fresh air. You're bothering because you're a lovely person and one day you will find a fantastic man who won't be able to believe his luck.

I'm wearing jeans but have, like the no-good trollop I am, got a black and green bra on underneath a gingham shirt - I'm channelling The Beverly Hillbillies today ( I can sing the theme tune for you if you'd like )

[JulietteMontague]

OWW LM is nor worth another thought, you already found out loads when you were with him but that was like being slowly boiled from a cold pan. Don't let him knock you any more, he's nothing compared to you.

Kin dark bra, gingham shirt? Straight to hell

[OhWesternWind]

Have a cup of Texas Tea Nora!

Tonight's bloke is different to my usuals, to be honest I wouldn't have contacted him but he contacted me and just seems really nice and genuine. Am also in need of a damn good seeing to which might be colouring my judgement.

SS what sort of place are you going to for lunch? I have had very few daytime dates, much prefer to lurk about in dim and forgiving lighting. But I bet you look great, and I bet you he won't notice your outfit apart from thinking "Wow!"

Not really upset about LM but shocked! And doubting my judgement even more ...

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Morning all.

I'm back. I had a OD break for a couple of weeks. I have checked it and its no better

I'm going out tonight so might find him while out. My take away is back I saw him topless and now its back! He also now waves if I'm out and he's driving past. I'm getting there.

[OhWesternWind]

Has he lost the hat SP?

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

He lost his hat and his top and I must say its a very nice sight

OD isn't getting me anywhere. Just random nutters and strange requests. I'm going to try RL i think. It will take forever no doubt but its worth a shot.

Tonight I shall see what talents out

[KinNora]

Pizza Man SP ? Quick, someone get the porn soundtrack.

OWW ah the 'need a damn good seeing to' spectacles, they're responsible for a lot if you ask me.

Swimming pools and movie stars ...

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Yes its the pizza man again. He was topless and hatless and it was lovely to see. Maybe I judged the hat too much

[ike1]

Now dont laugh...Mr Beard is a qualified bushcraft instructor (yes another one)

[KinNora]

Too late Ike ...

[ike1]

Yep Kin and he cant wait to tame my woodland...

[OhWesternWind]

Ike that has made me . Wonder what the exams involved for that then?

[KinNora]

On one thread I read once, probably about bikini waxing or something, a poster described her genitalia as 'looking like David Bellamy saying 'WOW' ' - it made me hysterical for a while and for some reason you've reminded me of it now.

[WarmFuzzyFun]

@Ike

I know I have been lurking and neglecting my Jezebel behaviours recently [WFF looks shamefaced]

But in my defence I've been...well, actually not much. Won't bore you lovely folk with my Nihilist existence...been a bit meh, ya'll know how that is?

SP I would make mention to pizza man the places you frequent, see if he turns up...

SS good to see you back and good luck (fingers crossed), I look forward to the post date report...

Django I have found, googling can create a 'what the hell is he doing with me?' thought, if the person in question has achieved much/has a lot of positive stuff. (especially wrt: Lab)

Bant about the nisi, enjoy your time with your children, give them tail feathers a rest.

OWW, you should trust yourself more not less as a result of what you found out, as you have more evidence that you were and are complete right about him.

Juliette 5 sleeps eh? You'd better make the most of them there sleeps as there will be little sleeping once you see Dutchy and yes I am buying a fascinator in orange, in the shape of a yacht, just in case, so there!

Miranda hope all goes well

Hey Twinny I imagined you looking more of a Daisy Dukes/Dukes of Hazard caricature (in the nicest possible way, of course). I had a lovely gingham shirt but the buttons could not longer stand the strain so another item to the charity shop

Hey T, Merc, Velvet, SnapeLubes, Kirsty, Moan, camper, Raf, Dolly, Daisy, Pom

Now, I haven't mentioned everyone, I know but please forgive me, I've tried me best!

[ike1]

Dunno my darlings probs an nvq for ferreting around in damp undergrowth ....he's teaching rifle shooting this afternoon so man of action as well as beard....

[KinNora]

Hello Twinny, love. My gingham blouse is a VoH special, I wish I looked like Daisy Duke - more of a David Dickenson vibe going on ( hilarious gag for those who've been exposed to whatever that ITV afternoon antiques show is called ). How are you and how's Lab ?

[WarmFuzzyFun]

I think he sounds lurvely Ike. Ya'll know I like man hair...drools

[KinNora]

Has he got an impressive weapon Ike ?

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Well i wont be going anywhere tonight due to having my bag stolen with ID.

Night in and cant even get take away man to come as card was in bag so cant get money out. Today loves me

[WarmFuzzyFun]

Hey Kin Lab is...I am not sure...met him for coffee the other day. Was nice, but I am getting a different vibe from him, not one I like either. Am wondering if I did the right thing to close down my options and go exclusive so early on...

[WarmFuzzyFun]

TMI alert:

Having said that, I always sit there (whenever we go out) and just count the hours/minutes until I get to take him to bed, so I may let my leaping ladyparts rule proceedings for a bit and continue to go with the flow of events.

[WarmFuzzyFun]

Oh no SP Sorry, it is a pain, especially on a weekend.

[KinNora]

God, I'm sorry SP that's horrendous, can you get hold of any emergency cash ?

WFF arf at 'leaping ladyparts' - I stole 'fanny flutter' off someone on another thread. Do you think he might still be dealing with his recent problems ? Also, are your other options still open ?

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

No emergency cash. Even if could still ID issue