In all seriousness, what would you do if you saw your significant other blow his nose until it was running down his face and then let it drip into his mouth so that he can suck the rest of it out of his nose by his mouth? what would you say to him? Also, what would you do if you found out he was using dirty clothes from the laundry basket to wipe himself on after going to the toilet because he couldnt find any toilet roll?