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TigsytheTiger · 07/04/2013 12:28

celebrating half a century of dating chit chat, all welcome ...

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TigsytheTiger · 08/04/2013 20:21

Grin Bill, naughty naughty - you'll be needing a qualified health professional soon.

Ike it'll be like bees round a honeypot!

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pixiebelle123 · 08/04/2013 20:40

Well I've just put a profile up on POF - I'm feeling slightly depressed about it all to be honest! So far I am 'chatting' to two 25 year olds! One is training to be a paramedic, but really far too young for me. The other is also far too young for me but a fireman - so I may be willing to overlook the age discrepancy! (I'm 31 but feel about 101 most days)

Pom - OD is soul destroying at times. Vent lots, we've all been there.

Bill - you are very naughty! By the way, what did you decide to do about the hair?!

I've never had a cock shot either...fingers crossed it stays that way!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 20:49

tigsy behave! No content like that in any of my mails!!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 20:50

pixie. Kind of left it as it was rather than anything drastic. I decided I liked it a bit longer and it suits my minor mid life crisis!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 20:54

I just read the message trail back and it does look like I responded to pom comment about cock shots by saying I'd sent a mail. I'd just like to be very clear that was a coincidence and I'm shocked any of you would even think I'd do that!!!!

Blush. Poor timing on my part!

ike1 · 08/04/2013 20:56

Not you Bill ...cos you LOOK so cute n cuddly (mind you they are the worst offenders haha) only jokin!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 21:00

pom !!!!! Help me out here! Tell them I'm not like that!!!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 21:01

I just realise I do too many of these

!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 21:01

Realised

I can't type either

pixiebelle123 · 08/04/2013 21:02

Bill - Teehee, I'll believe you on the cock shot business! But I'm glad you left your hair, you look hot - fancy a date?!!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 21:06

pixie. The first rule of the dating thread is never date another poster. It can only spell trouble.

And I'm currently seeing geeky girl (kind of, when we can, it might be petering out a bit....)

Pomegranatenoir · 08/04/2013 21:13

No cock shot from bill promise!!

ike1 · 08/04/2013 21:14

Well Bill I'll pm you my new photo...you might be suitably impressed a-huh!

BillMasen · 08/04/2013 21:15

Go on ike
I dare you
Smile

TigsytheTiger · 08/04/2013 21:16

Haha Bill I just thought you were joking! I would never think that any of the men on this thread would be the sender of cock shots!

I love a ! too !!!

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ike1 · 08/04/2013 21:16

It took me ALL afternoon to squeeze that bugger out and I intend to milk it for all its worth....

ike1 · 08/04/2013 21:18

Oh no...now I am thinking...what if Bill is not as generous in his appraisal as a nine year old and Mr H....errrrmmmm...is my ego strong enuff I wonder ??????ermmmm

KinNora · 08/04/2013 21:19

Not entirely sure I'd type that sentence, Ike quite so close to cockshot discussions

ike1 · 08/04/2013 21:20

HAHAHa oh yeah Kin ...trust you!!

Pomegranatenoir · 08/04/2013 21:28

Poor Bill! The cock shot business completely passed me by, I was just about to ask why he had been naughty when the penny finally dropped!

I didn't even think for one second that my lovely mate Bill would do such a thing!!

Winefiend · 08/04/2013 21:33

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OhWesternWind · 08/04/2013 21:35

Oh-oh, having a bit of messaging online tonight with Mr Engineer inter alia - he is apparently having a very bad day today, been having a few recently, going off for an early night . . . Don't like the sound of this, it's either he doesn't want to chat now I've said I don't like phoning (fair enough) or the start of a silly LM-style woe-is-me tide of crapness. Or maybe I'm a bit oversensitive?

But, but, but . . . I have got in my inbox the following gems (actually quite promising tonight).

In trap one, Deffo, full of innuendo and flirting but needs to shit or get off the pan.

In trap two, Mr Eyetalian Stallion (I think he's Italian), very romantic and sensitive, loves to spend the evenings stargazing after eating out a deux in an intimate restaurant.

In trap three, Mr Property Developer with a super profile photo of him posing in front of one of the said properties.

In trap four, someone dubious who wants to take me away in his caravan. I am resisting this kind offer. I have nothing at all to say on the subject of caravans, and he has nothing at all to say on any other subject, so it may not be a match made in heaven.

And in trap five, my favourite, an outsider and late entry who actually exhibits wit, good looks and education (although he's blond).

I am quite encouraged! At least two possibles there - guess which!

pixiebelle123 · 08/04/2013 21:50

Winefiend - But they look so baby faced compared to me!!!

OWW - Mr Caravan sounds like quite a catch Wink Almost as alluring as the man who asked me if I could rehabilitate him through sexual activity today!!

KinNora · 08/04/2013 22:00

OWW that looks like quite a promising portfolio apart from Caravan King.

Pomegranatenoir · 08/04/2013 22:07

oww I'm hopeful for number 5 - can't beat a man with wit, intelligence and good looks. Lucky you having 5 on the go!!

Pof has sprung up a few beauties for me tonight too. A 21 year old soldier that I have said thanks but no thanks to but he has proceeded to message me 3 times asking me to chat on what'sapp!

Trendy boy from Leicester who has told me lots and lots about himself but not asked me a single question about myself

And then 6 messages ranging from smiley face, hello babe(z), gorgeous, fit and beautiful. Can't even be bothered to reply even in my desperate state!!

I am feeling much better though so thank you. You are a lovely bunch of people who amuse me every day!!