Dating chat thread 46

[lubeybooby]

all dating related chit chat here!

off we go

Ahh Lubey how completely rubbish :( Bad bad TFO!!

I do love quesadillas, though have never tried making my own. May have to give it a whirl.

Kin can you tell Mr S to just cut the flowery language?! I like Ike's beast with 2 backs suggestion. I reckon Mr S can't believe his luck and is trying to 'court' you so as not to ruin his chances! some women like me quite like a bit of lovey-dovey stuff

Can I have a slap please...someone I dated once (who then revealed himself - literally - to be a bit of a cock shot sending perv) now has a girlfriend. I feel slightly envious, which is stupid because I would never want to be his gf in a million years. I doubt it will last once she finds out what he's really like. I think it's just the relationship but that I envy, not who it's with, if that makes sense.

God, I'm an idiot!

SLAP!!!!Velv. He's probs on line now chatting up women on POF with tales of liquid food enemas....

probably. Although showing them pictures of his cock is more his style. He does come from Cornwall too coincidentally.

and is only the same height as me

Yeah it is rubbish. I just missed a call from an unknown number and they didn't leave a voicemail... wondering if it was him changing his mind having had enough coffee! We have never text only emailed, though he emails via his phone. But then why withold the number and no voicemail?

Probably something completely unrelated though anyway. Another PPI or computer scam call probably!

I don't mind a bit of floweryness. I may only be after one thing, but I also like not to be cold or ultra porn star about it and literally just bang body parts. I mean I'd run for the hills if anyone was going OTT with it but I don't mind a little tenderness mised in with the filth

Awww velv! You're not an idiot, you just have a certain longing for what you are looking for, and you've been kept waiting so long by C, you have the patience of a saint but it's bound to drive you mad inside, it would do anyone.

Velvet it's normal to feel like that, innit ? You're deserving of, and looking for, something much better - don't concern yourself with the activities of piddling morons.
I like a soupçon of flowery romantic language too but I'm terrified of a relationship that goes any deeper than fun and nookie. In order to engage me in a serious relationship , a cunning and patient man will have to woo me like David Attenborough cosying up to a gorilla family, inching forward, looking at the ground and making gentle ' oo oo ' noises. ( not the last bit ).

Lubes I so want your quesadillas.

Ike yeah, I could say that to him but (a) not sure he'd understand, he'd never heard the William Morris quote about having beautiful or useful things in your home so I'm not holding out great hope for him knowing any Shakey and ( b ) I suspect he is not at all dirty. Sad.

Kin - serious actual LOL at your analogy there. Don't worry, I've managed to be both tender and completely not involved at the same time. With everyone I've been not involved with on any level deeper than fun and nookie. Don't let it scare you too much, doesn't necessarily mean anything at all.

and you're welcome to join me for quesadillas anytime!

I can her my DD on the phone to her BF, giggling her head off. They are so cute together :o god it's all so easy when you're 16 isn't it (if you find a properly nice lad that is) he treats her like a precious gem. Good job really or I'd be locking her up encouraging her to find someone else.

her = hear*

Lubey infuriating! There's nothing worse than calls from withheld numbers where they don't leave a voicemail, drives me mad wondering who it might be. Only to be disappointed when they call again later and it's 'would you like to change your energy supplier madam' or some such nonsense!

I think being envious of the relationship stuff (this is now the 3rd bloke I've dated who has recently got a 'girlfriend') is nothing to do with the blokes themselves, who are all dogs* and I expect are still on POF/sexting etc, but more from wanting that with C, who I do really like as if that were not obvious . I don't mind waiting, just hope there is something worth waiting for!

piddling morons is an equally appropriate description Kin*! When is your coffee with Weird Coincidence man?

Mr S might surprise you and have hidden depths of dirt . I do remember my lovely Ex once coming out with something quite filthy which surprised (and amused) me because up til then he'd been a picture of lovey-doveyness!

KinNora I've got to pinch this 'I like a soupçon of flowery romantic language too but I'm terrified of a relationship that goes any deeper than fun and nookie. In order to engage me in a serious relationship , a cunning and patient man will have to woo me like David Attenborough cosying up to a gorilla family, inching forward, looking at the ground and making gentle ' oo oo ' noises. ( not the last bit ). '

Which is exactly how I feel, and will be featured in a text or email to explain myself and my approach.

Gawd bless ya young miss!

Just waiting for my taxi to the previously mentioned 'happening' coffee bar, I think that due to my actual level of fuckedupness, I'm not sure I'm capable of managing relationships in quite the rational way you do - I'm comfortable with jokey and silly and inconsequential, anything else scares the bejeezus out of me. One of the things I take from this thread though is the prospect that one day things will be different.

< gets train to your house for quesadillas and booze >

Did someone say we are going to Lubey's for a quesadillas and booze party? I'm coming.

Excellent!

Ok I'm ready :o

Coffee ( capital 'c' only due to the beginning of the sentence, frankly 2/3 of my 'lovers' went to the same school as he attended, I ain't going for another one ) is now < sounds Disappointing Date klaxon - URUGGGGGAAAAA URRRRRUUUUUGGGGGA >

< Lubey thinks I'm joking ...buys train ticket>

I'm not joking! Get yourselves over here it will be much more fun than anything else.

Count me in for the quesadilla and booze party too, I can bring my own alcohol!

quesadillas?! am very hungry all of a sudden.

on my way home from namelesses. we talked about my haphazard approach to internet security, but he hasnt peeked i wouldnt have been able to resist understanding that online support in dating matters is a personal issue, much like discussing someone you're seeing with real life friends, but with a permanent record. told him that basically youre all delighted things are going well & all think he is lovely...

oh, just to it up some, also had the best sex of my life last night. movie sex that was even 'movier' that last time...he is utterly amazing..literally had to drag myself away or i would stay curled up next to him forever.

will update with reference to you lovely lot once i get home & off phone.

Snape :o more wonderful loveliness :o :o :o

Mr R&R asked me what I like to call the deed once. I replied fucking works for me Haven't got a romantic bone in my body

Good morning all, Ike .

Velvet I refer you to 'some people are just not that choosy'. I've been through this too, but it is exactly that*

Snapethere was never any question of him peeking was there. And at uber movie sex. Really happy for you.

*I met the DP of a new friend recently, she's a lovely, bright aware woman. We had talked about my OD experience and how there were a lot of entitled men on there. She mentioned other friends she had who'd been successful. Then her DP came in, good looking, articulate. I mentioned I'd taken a wrong turn on the way to them and my friend started to say which turning I needed. He actually spoke over her that she'd got it all wrong, then mansplained me directions half a mile back to my house. That

Juliette thats so true! And how rude of him!

CSP (Cock Shot Pervert) is no loss. According to FB, he has recently taken said gf on a (seriously cheapo) mini break despite driving a flash car and earning nearly double what I do. Sod that, I'd expect to be taken somewhere like this

Velvet I just got lost in there for a while. I was tempted with Spring Cottage but it's too much like a house so I thought I'd go for the Lady Astor Suite because it has the terrace with a view. I will command a mahoosive outdoor heater and spend all my time out there and ask them to light the indoor fire in case I feel like walking through the interior.