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Dating thread no 45

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JulietteMontague · 08/03/2013 21:59

Online and real life dating chat, all welcome

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janflan · 11/03/2013 14:26

Wine if you click on Meet Me, you get to view people's pictures to say if you'd date them or not. If someone wants to meet you it means they've seen your picture and said yes to dating.

I have reported the fake profile.

ike1 · 11/03/2013 14:30

Yes if you fancy a gawp at a bit of 6ft4" eyecandy its Jimberland POF (cant to links soz Wine)

mercury7 · 11/03/2013 14:34

re Jimberland Ike, yes I'd certainly agree that he's attractive, but not my type (not that it matters cuz I doubt I'd be his!)

ike1 · 11/03/2013 14:44

Yeah...he's not a mainstream beauty Merc...certainly very striking. Would make sense if he was using POF for extra curriculr adventures though (must add cos mindful this is a public forum, we dont KNOW this is true).

scoobydooagain · 11/03/2013 14:49

But Jimberland can't spell, as Bant pointed out you wouldn't know that in RL but even so, you think he would double check it (unlike me who completed mine drunk and has never looked at it since)

ike1 · 11/03/2013 14:55

Oh I wasnt worrying about the spelling Scoob was too busy feasting my eyes on gorgeous manflesh (which it appears may belong to someone else...hmmm)

ike1 · 11/03/2013 14:57

Which brings me to the subject of Mr TV who has 'separated' as his status ...what are we to suppose about the 'separated'???

Snapespeare · 11/03/2013 15:05

thread, stand down. all is well. going to drop by namelesseseseseses after work.

think I am just panicking myself, because he's lovely.

MirandaWest · 11/03/2013 15:09

Hooray for meeting with nameless :)

Did he text? All will be Well :)

Nearly time to get DC and go to swimmimg lessons. I love how XH says it would be a goof idea for them to have them, I find out about them, pay for them and take them there....

OhWesternWind · 11/03/2013 15:10

Do you need the wet fish, Snape?

Snapespeare · 11/03/2013 15:10

yes. he wants to kiss me. Blush

that might just be because I have promised to bring cake from patisserie valerie. it's cake-based bribery!

Snapespeare · 11/03/2013 15:15

think the [wetfish] can be saved for another day...

A stroke with the wet anchovy might have been helpful, but the need has passed.

'wet anchovy' sounds sexual. i have a one track mind today...

lubeytoobooby · 11/03/2013 15:44

Hellooooo! I have just had a lovely lunch and am all sorted in my Edinburgh shag pad now but have a feeling mr scottish doctor is chickening out... hmmm

Snape... mmm patisserie valerie. My fave... well never had cake from there actually but the ham and cheese ciabattas are just... omg. drool.

Very glad he replied and I can be all :o again!

Snapespeare · 11/03/2013 15:57

lubey are you having some sort of one-woman tour of the scottish attractions?

will you be back when you have sampled the local specialities? you're like a fabulously glam large-chested sailor with a chap in every port!

JulietteMontague · 11/03/2013 15:58

Jan what was the name of that fake profile, I can't get it with the link for some reason.

Snape of course he replied Grin

Ike I wouldn't dismiss Mr Beauty, no reason why a good looking man shouldn't be on a dating site and the wedding ring may well be from an old picture.

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ike1 · 11/03/2013 16:06

I know Jule Im kinda half jokin....I like observing attractiveness dont necessarily want to have a very good looking bf

ike1 · 11/03/2013 16:07

Yeah Lubes is an education!

lubeytoobooby · 11/03/2013 16:09

Snape :o Well, my work is done here for the day... had the meeting I needed to have over lunch, sorted out a thousand emails...

Scottish doctor isn't from PoF. Known him for five years and he's been asking me to visit for ages... methinks he is all talk though! If I haven't heard by half four, I shall hit the town by myself tonight!

It was meant to be just dinner, and of course i was hoping for maaaaaybe more later... but looks like not even a damned coffee is gonna happen at this rate! Arse. No good having a chap in every port when some of them are lily livered yellah bellied varmint.

janflan · 11/03/2013 16:13

Juliette I think the profile has been deleted or pulled. I can't find it with the link or from my people I've viewed.

JulietteMontague · 11/03/2013 16:15

I like sailors Blush

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janflan · 11/03/2013 16:25

I found another one, pictures stolen from a porn star named Bralick

www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=52260121

JulietteMontague · 11/03/2013 16:30

I wonder what they get out of a false profile, the lure of hooking a woman or sex chat with someone else's pic seems bizarre.

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janflan · 11/03/2013 16:32

And another one, stolen from body builder Kevin Gribbin a name nothing like Lonely phil.

www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=52025258

I'm not even looking for these it's just what's coming up when i'm searching within 50 miles!

janflan · 11/03/2013 16:34

I know it's most disturbing what they're aims are.

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