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What 'signal' do you use to let your oh know you fancy getting jiggly?

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janji · 16/02/2013 21:53

Girls night in and discussing the subtle or not so subtle ways we all let our ohs know 'we're in the mood.' Must admit, after 19 yrs together mine is a simple 'you fancy a cuddle' (with raised eyebrows). Not exactly seductibpve I know!!

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2cats222 · 16/02/2013 21:57

marking place I do not have a signal therefore am bemused to hear some people do!

Tortington · 16/02/2013 21:58

i say this
"fancy a bit?"

frustratedworkingmum · 16/02/2013 22:03

We have several, ranging from - "do you want to come and sit over here with me" = come and sit on the sofa and give me a bj while i watch TV (usually met with a Hmm face) to "do you want to stick your cock in me" oh dear, i think we need to work on the romance - mostly its in the morning so its just touching :)

Cailinsalach · 16/02/2013 22:05

I remove the barbed wire from my knickers and swing it seductively ...........

2cats222 · 16/02/2013 22:16

calin Grin

Doshusallie · 16/02/2013 22:19

Fancy some rudes?

Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme · 16/02/2013 22:21

I just grab a hold of him. It's like an on switch, once I let him know I'm in the mood there's no stopping him. Most of the time he grabs me first though.

Thisisaeuphemism · 16/02/2013 22:21

"shall we go to bed early?"

Hmm. Hardly Mae west, is it.

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janji · 16/02/2013 22:21

Calvin, just wasted a good mouthful of wine snorting at your barbed wire!WineGrin

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TiggerWearsATriteSmile · 16/02/2013 22:21

Get up that stairs will ya.

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janji · 16/02/2013 22:22

Cailin! Blush

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TiggerWearsATriteSmile · 16/02/2013 22:22

Or, I'm going to bed
Come on

CailinDana · 16/02/2013 22:23

"Fancy a shag?" Last of the great romantics, me.

BOF · 16/02/2013 22:23

"Shall we put the dog out?"

cowmop · 16/02/2013 22:24

"I'll wash me fanny if ya fancy a bit."

Or similar Grin

Ambassadoryouarespoilingme · 16/02/2013 22:25

My boss said he used to know when his wife was really gagging for it, because she took one leg out of her pyjamas. I asked what happened when she was just slightly open to the idea, and he said she just pulls them down a bit.
Rampant?!

Thisisaeuphemism · 16/02/2013 22:26

I'm clearly too coy.

Sometimes, I say; have you had a shower?

FlouncingMintyy · 16/02/2013 22:26

Roffle at Bof!

Are you keen to preserve your dog's sensibilities?

CailinDana · 16/02/2013 22:27

We had a bit of baby eviction fun earlier and looked up to find the cat staring in the window at us. Very judgemental he was. Pervert.

CointreauVersial · 16/02/2013 22:33

I put my slinky nightie on.

joanofarchitrave · 16/02/2013 22:38

Ambassador, do you work for dh?

[twangs pyjama elastic]

Zumbasmyfave · 16/02/2013 22:39

Let the sausage see the bun!

BOF · 16/02/2013 22:40

Mintyy- the dog does have a disconcerting tendency to stare...

I've thought of another one. Usually in the mornings- DP will say "Do you need anything taking downstairs?", I'll blearily open my eyes, only to see him gleefully swinging a draped towel or artfully balanced pile of laundry about his person...

gruffalobore · 16/02/2013 22:42

I say that I fancy a bit of juicy sausage normally in response to a question like what do you fancy for dinner (now I've written that it sounds terrible) or fancy giving me a poke later.
Very romantic Grin
Good thread topic!

whattodoo · 16/02/2013 22:43

We're not very frequent sexers.

So it tends to be a bit of a build up over a few days of more teasing cuddles, or I'll say that its a shame we woke up late because I had been planning to seduce him, or I'll do a hit of a strip tease while undressing for my shower.

After a few days of teasing, words are no longer necessary!