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The all new, sparkly,2013 Dating Thread - 35!

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 06/01/2013 21:01

off you go.

OP posts:
ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:02

Sheesh thanks girls (clicks heels together) ...I'd drink with you too. Wow what a day! First Lubes writes me a poem and now OWW and Arse want to buy me LOADS of drinks! Who needs a shagathon!

MsArsebiscuit · 08/01/2013 19:05

( I'm not pole dancing though )

48howdidthathappen · 08/01/2013 19:05

Puts hand up. Can I come to the party Smile

ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:07

Come, come everybody! I'll hire out the pub and get the local band to play 'Sex on Fire'!!

ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:08

We loves a bit of rawk down here, see...

48howdidthathappen · 08/01/2013 19:10

How old are the band members Wink

ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:13

Well indeed 48...they usually only go out with the ninteen year old barmaids I am afraid ...pah!!! That's the problem in my neck of the wood your choice is either 19-24 or 80-85 take yer pick!

48howdidthathappen · 08/01/2013 19:18

Will get hammered then Grin Do they have Pear Cider?

ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:26

They have anything you want ...and then some...apart from decent blokes...

MsArsebiscuit · 08/01/2013 19:27

I think you two would drink me under the table.

fayster · 08/01/2013 19:28

Me me meeeeee! I want to come to the party!

No funny stuff, mind. 68.5% Blush

MsArsebiscuit · 08/01/2013 19:30

I don't think it's that kind of party.

Is it ?

48howdidthathappen · 08/01/2013 19:33

Not with the men on offer. You will hold onto your percentage Fay

lubeybooby · 08/01/2013 19:33

Party? Drinks? Where?

ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:33

Oh god noo nooooo! Purely platonic ...although things have been known to happen on the pool table late at night....

48howdidthathappen · 08/01/2013 19:39

And you know this. How?

MsArsebiscuit · 08/01/2013 19:42

Perhaps someone 'told' Ike about it. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

ike1 · 08/01/2013 19:57

Oh NOTHING happens where I live without EVERYONE knowing about it..

ike1 · 08/01/2013 20:00

No it was a rude PDA ..one of the local ladees with no pantees on get my drift? Glad the landlady didnt know about it she is like a lion with a cub over the new baize

ike1 · 08/01/2013 20:04

...and no it bloody wasnt ME ..my knick nacks are iron clad and manacled remember!!!

48howdidthathappen · 08/01/2013 20:14

I know. Just a nasty rumour Grin

ike1 · 08/01/2013 20:16

yes ahem.

ike1 · 08/01/2013 20:18

Anyway ...how is everyone's dating coming along???Hmm?

Scrazy · 08/01/2013 20:28

It's like pulling teeth on POF. Been chatting on and off to a couple, but not getting much encouragement. One has seen my photo and I have met one before, probably serves me right for picking 2 of the best looking I can find within 40 miles Grin. Just cannot muster up any enthusiasm to chat to anyone else.

Let's hope they both beg me for a date when I feel ready in a few weeks time.

Anyone having any luck?

Snapespeare · 08/01/2013 20:29

Dumble-date tomorrow (helpfully helps change subject) I said I would be recognisable by carrying a dinosaur. Can I find a dinosaur? Surey my kids have a dinosaur hanging around somewhere...