Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

You want to tell Mr Millipede that's how people end up in A&E ( however, if he's within my work's catchment area, don't warn him, I'll need a laugh when I go back )

Yes that's him ike. A man of many talents

Ike the one and the same. Perhaps I shall now call him Mr Devil Dog.

Almost at the next thread title. "Millipenises & Pit Bulls, Pole dancing and glances at the sweet trolley... ?"

Sorry to Yoga, Scatty, Secret, Libby, Biscuit, Ike and yet again anyone I missed. I was a little drunk, you know :)

As to my full English. Nom nom nom. Yummy. I'm starting my new year with the opposite of a detox. Fried eggs and bacon toasted sandwich.

I'm still confused as to why men send cockshots. I'd be reluctant to do it even if asked by someone I was going out with. I mean if they asked really nicely, maybe. But.. I just don't get it.

Wow he is too scatty..wonder if his talents run to fried egg sarnies..

Bant, they think it's erotic, little do they know ...

yes, a certain section of men think that women are sexually aroused by a picture of his erection, this may be the case for some women, but I think that for most women (indeed most people) sexual arousal is a more 'gestalt' process.

I suppose it is linked to porn and the reduction of people to body parts.

I just take it as an indication that a person is not sexually on my wavelength

That's a much more considered answer than mine, Mercury. I would say that personally I might consider it erotic but it'd have to be attached to a man who I already had those kind of feelings for, was in a relationship with, and who had accompanied the said photo with some mucky text. Mr Talent Show told me that I was the only woman he'd ever sent a photograph of his one-eyed trouser snake, apparently this makes me 'special'.

oh sod I forgot the tomatoes. Ketchup it'll have to be. Kind of redundant with the baked beans but still. 2 pork and apple sausages, 2 slices of bacon, beans, 2 fried eggs, 2 slices of toast. It's healthy though cos I used Benecol butter on the toast.

Time to watch an Angelina Jolie thing on Love Film.

Bants do me a fried egg sarnie while yer at it but with butter babes, ta...x

well sure it can be erotic MrsArse once you have already established a rapport with the whole person, but when a bloke has it as his profile picture or texts it to me before I've met him then I'm inclined to think that he regards a sexual partner as a masturbatory aid made of flesh

proper butter mind not that Benecol shit...

oooooooh cold can of diet coke seems to be doing the trick...

I agree, Mercury ( they have them as profile photos, really ? ). Perhaps they're all devotees of Priapus.

I have just googled priapus ..fair dos that is an impressive member...

...not sure it was quite what I wanted to see in my fragile state tho...

Disembodied erections do nothing for me. How's your pork sausage going down Banta?

Pompeii is wall to wall erections, if I remember correctly - Priapus was big there.

Oh god no Arse....my poor befuddled head cannot compute that info

reviewing the egg situ chez ike (since neither Bant or Mr Devil Dog have offered to help) it says use by 30th Dec on box...shall I chance the sarnie?????

Sorry, Ike, I hope your hangover treatment is working.

Break them into a bowl and sniff before you use them ( I reckon they'll be fine )

okey dokey.x

I think the condition of the yolk has some bearing..if it holds a fairly domed shape the egg is fresher than if the yolk spreads out and breaks up?

whatever the case cooking should kill off any nasty bugs?

Shake the egg