Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

Hello all

bant you have influenced me to want a full brekkie now with the black pudding.
snape if he can talk about Glaswegian high rise flats without sending you a cock shot, there must be something in it.
oww woo woo!
mrs A Im with you on the chin up. One of my ex fwb arrangements text me to say he 'still wanted me'. Wonder how many more he text that to.

I'm just going with the flow 2013. I'm reducing my reject button without dropping my standards, hopefully.

Oh and mr profile link from up thread (juliette) has messaged me about his millipede now. Groan.

wimper..

No, Ike, that is a proper New Year's Eve, imagine being the kind of dullard who went to bed at 9.30 after 2 cans of M&S ready mixed Cosmo, watched a film about male strippers and got a bit bored. You've clearly still got it.

His 'millipede' Scatty ? Surely that isn't a term he uses for his penis, please god, that would just be the worst thing ever.

Grabbing cigarettes and pole dancing are what NYe is made for!!

Can we include the millipede in the next thread title? Sorry but ' he's messaged me about his millipede' just made me

Also arse ennui (good one Yoga) and I think as it's New Year and many of us are a little hungover, septuple lattes need a mention too :)

..but I dont want IT!!!!!!And to top it all off Mr Scary photos from upthread has emailed me too wishing we lived closer..thanks you lot!!!

mrs a I hope to god that he is not referring to his penis not that I'm interested in either his penis or 11 footed insects. This is a man who has very strange photos and keeps a spider next to his bed. Check him out up thread. He would be hard to resist!!!

I've just looked at the profile Juliette posted, surely he is a dream lover, who wouldn't want a man with a snake on his face ?

Oh ike ask him about the millipede.

Of a dangerous looking dog being restrained.

Or

He's gonna message you too Arse.. bloody hell he will be lovin his popularity!!!

Scatty, perhaps he does lots of sexy invertebrate talk in the bedroom.

Trouble is according to OKC we appear to be v compatible....SHOOT ME NOW...GO ON DO IT..

Aha but he's not, Ike ! I'm not on OKC. ( thinking about joining now if I get access to loads of hot studs like Snakey Novelty Jubilee Hat - phwoarrrrrr )

If he'd really been trying, he should have combined the snake with the novelty Jubilee hat, slacker.

I inspected the hat as I thought it was a series of windmills. The snake on the face would be a deal breaker for me. Maybe try Okc arse it has a very different type to Okc!

I meant pof but you probably knew that.

Good morning all, it's stopped raining! its a sign

Western, I am so, so pleased for you. Bask in that glow

Velvet enjoy shag, enjoy, enjoy

Bill you have had your eye on the sweet trolley since the beginning and that is absolutely fine but, it has only been a few months for you and it would be surprising if you were really ready for a new relationship just yet. You do have the options of either taking some time out to reflect or just being clear to yourself and the women you meet that you just want to sample the entire trolley for a while. I mean this kindly as you are clearly sensitive and one of the good guys but with OD I think it is very easy to richochet around leaving a few marks on others and I don't think that is you.

Bantababes make sure you check in here from Hungaria, we will miss you otherwise

Scatty happy to be of service. Mr Millipede is the gift that keeps on giving. I haven't been back in there yet, I wonder if he's made me anything. Knitted cock shot anyone?

Ike Party Animal

okc: Would you like to play naked Twister with a group of people?
Mr Millipede: Yes. all covered in baby oil now that would be a laugh :)

You're welcome

Sadly so 48...sadly so...

Jules is Mr Milipede Mr Devil dog/snake/jubilee hat?

juliette spot on. That's what I'm more worried about, getting it wrong and hurting someone nice. I can cope with self inflicted damage, just don't want to inflict any on anyone else if I can avoid it.

Ok plan of action is to not overthink and just take it easy and slow. I'll let thinks emerge if that's going to happen, and if not then so be it.

snape yes DTD a few times so perhaps that's part of it. First new partner since separation. Been single for a few months, which isn't long I know.

And whoever described me as "one of the good guys". Thanks

Really pleased for those for whom it seems to be going well. velvet and OWW particularly.