Ginny pigs prove the options are of limited quality - Dating thread 28

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New one - chit chat all dating stuff here.

Off you go! :o

LOL giesa - that reminded me of a thread on here about sex & legos. If anyone is in need of a really good laugh tonight:

SexualTechnics

yoga don't feel bad, you'll both get over it. You're only human and allowed to explode from time to time.

snape I wish I could have some of your resolve re. non contact! I am impressed and inspired not to text ex-fwb ever again.

bantam sorry to hear things are so crappy with work and surrey girl. You've clearly hit my depths of despair of you're looking on POF!

Had a terrible message on POF this evening: "Promiscuous girl, wherever you are, I?m all alone and it's you that I want! Howdy miss Pixie? (and yeh that's all true btw ;)" He then went on to suggest a specific date to meet up. Once again I am depressed at the standard of single men in my area!

Pixie I find messages calling me promiscuous are always a winner.

I've just had a message on OKC from a man who messaged me a few weeks ago to whom I didn't reply (mainly because he's clearly at least 8 years older than his claimed age of 30) The message is sent as if he's never contacted me before. These people really are scary!

bant send her a poem.

It's written in the stars!!! ;-)

Promiscuous girl? In what parallel universe is that going to endear you to people?

Was wondering what people tend to call the person they're seeing. For example, earlier this week a colleague was asking what I had planned for the evening and the answer would have been "Oh, I'm going over to see my ... erm ..." well, my what? Boyfriend would be okay if we were ten 25 years younger, partner implies something more serious, man friend is just eugh so what's the answer?

shd I compare yuz 2 a smmr day?
yu is more luvly n moor temprit
ruff winds shake da daarling budz uv mai
n smmrs lees haz all 2 short a date

western just call him your bloke. simple enough.

OWW I find your f**kpuppet covers all bases nicely.

Puppet or muppet ?

I'm going to unhide my POF profile for an hour or so just for a laugh. Lord help anyone who says Hi sexi laydi - I'm in the mood to be scathing!

Whats your POF name Yoga? PM me

I ain't no cheet, I ain't no wanka,
I wanna bend u ova and spank ya
LOL! cheeky! soz, Hun
I like to party and hav sum fun
Lokkin 4 a babe who is genuwin
To send a pic of my masculins
Babes, princess, I fink ur hot
Send me ur email 4 a cock shot.

I dare you!

Usually both OWW.

Today must be the day for getting pissed off with people. Just realised that my sometime FWB who is in an open relationship still has a bloody profile on OKC. I just don't understand it. He claims to be fine with the whole open relationship thing, even though he clearly isn't. I'm here and happy to have incredibly hot sex with him whenever he wants. Yet I hardly see him & he's still trawling OKC.

Why do I have such awful taste in men? Why am I sitting alone on Friday night despite having been nothing but kind & giving to him AND to Mr "I love my girlfriend & I'm gonna announce it all over FB"

Sorry to rant but I am feeling incredibly unloved & sorry for myself tonight.

I love you Snape! When you're done with your next notebook you must write a book of poetry!

milk you sound like a convenience when he's bored & fancies incredibly hot sex. The itch scratch is fine for what it is, but he has everything. Relationship and the excitement of the other. What do you have?

I'm sorry. Get mr fb to fuck. You don't need the smug-coupledom of fb with regard to him.

Friday nights alone are good! Toenails! ;-) (Lilac, glittery) Chocolate cake, zombie soppy film, a good book. I went out to pick up ds2 wearing pjs, slippers and my dressing gown (the off licence & chippie loved me!) I am now working my way through watching DS2 wii-Zumba & counting my considerable blessings.

The counter-argument to that is a Friday night getting trashed with voldie & falling asleep on the sofa in around three hours with my head on his lap. Oh well. Life, you and your curiosities. :-)

snape only if you will provide the aforementioned cockshot if she asks for it.

yoga. I luv u 2 babez.

Lets run away to a remote Scottish island, get some chickens & establish a commune.

Anyone else? (Men, be aware, we might establish communal rights over you...we shall use you for your seed. & ability to put up shelves)

All in all snape I have to say tonight sounds a better Friday night that the 'counter-argument'. 3 weeks - go you.

milk Rant away. Then ditch FWB - and itch-scratch is fine but if he's taking you for granted and pissing you off sounds like it's not really worth the effort.

bant i have a (cough) personal, password protected file on my iPad that might well provide just. The. Thing. (Research. Just research. Honest.)

(Cough!)

A remote scottish island with chickens and, ahem....cocks?

and roosters! :)

Lol babez well you are hot
C'mon n show me wat u got
Send me pix see wat I say, a
Genuwin guy wanted not a playa
I'm up 4 fun if ur a dish
Shit, is this Guardian Soulmates not Plenty of Fish?
In that case, what d'you think of Kant?
And how d'you get that super name Bant?

I believe it's called a 'rooster'

Bant?!

I've had a Friday night in too. Pj's, no bra, cheetos, hersheys kisses (thank you americansweets.co.uk) trash telly, reaaaaalllly fluffy socks. I am easily pleased.

Oww I salute you!

X!