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Ginny pigs prove the options are of limited quality - Dating thread 28

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lubeybooby · 11/11/2012 18:45

New one - chit chat all dating stuff here.

Off you go! :o

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pixwix · 13/11/2012 23:41

He's 48. but guys - thanks for that - i do tend to feel responsible for people, and he is coming out of his shell - but it's no foundation for a proper relationship, and I can't be his rescuer - and it did grip my shit, given all his limitations, he thinks I should be wearing tight clothing short skirts whilst he bumbles through fields chatting about comics, just for his entertainment. And I aint shaving my pubes for nobody! I treat my bikini line so I don't scare small children when I swim, and give the whole thing a general trim - I was just gobsmacked when he pointed this out!!

Bantam - don't worry - reading back - am sniggering meself!

JoylessFucker · 13/11/2012 23:42

Sorry Kirsty I didn't intend to ignore your post but was too busy shuddering over the text speak nature of that ... erm ... text yes, I'm a judgemental cow to take in its content properly. Text aside, it sounds like it went really well, he sounds decidedly keen to see you again and happy to let you choose what you'd like to do. A thumbs up then ...

WarmFuzzyFun · 13/11/2012 23:44

Shock 48, 48 Really? Shock WTAF? Never slept over Confused

Movingforward123 · 13/11/2012 23:44

banta my exp would have been beside himslef if he thought that I was horny! and do anything to please me at anytime!!

joyless - I feel like i want to give it a go, we have been seeing each other for two years on and off, and never given it a proper go! but since saturday when i felt horny I am thinking fucks sake I need to get sex from someone that wants to please me.

but even fwb who likes alot of sex and does make an effort to please me cant always keep up with me.

the only person that can is ex p. Sad

pixwix · 13/11/2012 23:48

Warm - nope never slept over berfore - and he didn't cuddle me - that was a bit of a deal breaker tbh.

WarmFuzzyFun · 13/11/2012 23:53

Please god, don't let there be many more like him out there! I am amazed.

pix I hope you didn't like him too much. Cuddles and affection are the foundation of great sex IMHO.

movingforward I am sure there are plenty of men who would like to try and keep up with you! Your ex p has the advantage of knowing how you like it, you'll need to communicate your preferences with a new partner.

Bant Surreylady? No further texts/mails?

Movingforward123 · 13/11/2012 23:55

sponge I have been talking with my friend about this and wondered if it is not just the sex I want. I am undecided on that at the moment.

saturday I did the surprise massage thing for him expecting to get alot of sex back, but no, we had sex once. then went out came home went to sleep (no sex) woke up in the moring he was being very cuddly and affectionate but no sex and i felt annoyed by that. i still feel annoyed now.

when i was with exp, he had a high sex drive and hasselled me for sex alot, which annoyed me.

but then we broke up for a long time and i missed the sex. when we got back together we had sex practically everyday sometimes upto 3 times a day and we were living together!! if we went out and got drunk we would come home and have sex for hours!!

so i'm thinking my sex drive is higher then i thought. and has got higher with age and I need it now before I die!!

ike1 · 13/11/2012 23:56

Pix omg. I have been floating about on MN for approx 7yrs, I have worked for womens aid, a YOI, Welfare Benefits, various counselling/advice services and yet your post has me somewhat baffled me perplexed ....here we have you.... a seemingly loving normal, caring person.....and this....well help me out here ,,,, ummm 48 year old completely bizarre viginal 1950s male,,,,,where did u find him?????

ike1 · 13/11/2012 23:59

Sorry but your post was one of the oddest I have read for a while pix, and I can promise nothing to do with you,,,wow.

StrictlyComeDancingDiva · 13/11/2012 23:59

Kirsty were you happy with the text? Did you mean this Thursday or next? I did have a shudder about the text speak too

WFF That's a wow dress! You wear it to the supermarket??

pix 48?

moving he really isn't sounding sensitive is he? Sad

bantamrooster · 13/11/2012 23:59

pix - if he didn't want to cuddle, or DTD with you, then all you were was someone to talk to about comics and go walking with - as you said. You deserve more. Far more. Don't feel guilty if he was criticising you when he was doing so much literally laughable stuff himself.

moving - I've found you've got to have the connection with someone for the sex to be great - not just fancying or liking, there's something beyond the spark. Trying to find it is tough but when you do, it's worth keeping on trying. And there are lots of blokes out there, some of them are going to have it.

WFF - no, nothing from Surrey in 36 hours. Not that I'm counting. Problem is she was so good in so many ways I'm kind of meh about going back to OD. I know she has a lot of stuff going on, so I'm trying not to get disappointed whenever the phone/email goes and it's someone else but.. yech.

JoylessFucker · 14/11/2012 00:00

moving please do not allow him to make you feel its you at fault because you have a great and wonderfully healthy libido. As bant says, most men would be delighted to have the problem of having to keep up with a woman rather than suggesting there is something wrong with them and shipping them off to the docs.

I know you are keen to give it a proper go, but why is that? If you've elaborated previously - my apologies. Sometimes a relationship doesn't work because its just not meant to. It is hard to give up on something when time & effort has been invested, but better to do so than waste anymore when the situation is simply not going to get better.

Movingforward123 · 14/11/2012 00:01

pixwix if you read my posts you will no that no sex would kill me or I would kill him. This man clearly has issues if he is a virgin at that age. its nice that you have been kind to him, but it would be nearly impossible to have a relatonship with him.

WarmFuzzyFun · 14/11/2012 00:04

Bant Sad Seems she is being 'sensible' and thinking about the consequences of getting involved.

Maybe I should drive up to Cambridge and distract you...now which dress shall I wear?Wink

StrictlyComeDancingDiva · 14/11/2012 00:04

Bantam hope you hear from SurreyGirl soon

ike1 · 14/11/2012 00:04

I dunno pix, how did you move beyond the shopper trike,,,do you have a love of kitsch???

WarmFuzzyFun · 14/11/2012 00:06

I don't even know what a shopper trike is! (Don't worry people I will Google it)

pixwix · 14/11/2012 00:06

Ike - thats an interesting question - am still working on that - I guess - a certain amount of physical attraction, warmth, tactile, emotional give and take. I have two kids, I get on well with my ex - he left three years ago for someone else, but we get on well - initially it was determination on my part for the kids, but further down the line, it's a genuine friendship.

I don't have much going for me, and there's a lot to take on - I have two kids, and as a nurse, I work a lot of weekends, and have to stagger that with the kids, so I guess someone who can deal with that - eek! sometimes, if I get a rare weekend off, I like to hoof it off somewhere, - sometimes I end up in strange places, so I always take my passport just in case.

Am going to be mad cat lady who works in uganda for a while, comes back, gets cats, dies quietly from an unremarkable disease, no-one notices, and the cats eat me for nourishment.

ike1 · 14/11/2012 00:11

Right pix...Ive got you now... I see this through your eyes for a mo...soz i am much more facile lol....but oh lord can you do better my lovely, You sound loving and quirky and adventurous...him well..................................odd would be kind.

WarmFuzzyFun · 14/11/2012 00:11

No you won't. You'll have all the borderline crazy people living with you, so no you won't die aloneGrin

No more fixer uppers pix

JoylessFucker · 14/11/2012 00:13

pixwix that reminds me of a young friend who told me after I became newly re-singled aged 50, that the only reason my cats wouldn't eat me for nourishment is they wouldn't want to wade though the puddle of my wee Hmm Cheeky cow!

When I die, I plan to go out on top in style Grin

WarmFuzzyFun · 14/11/2012 00:14

JoylessFucker On top of whom?Wink

JoylessFucker · 14/11/2012 00:16

pix I agree with the everyone else in saying you need to raise those standards.

Don't make us go all "L'Oreal" on you ... 'cos we will, if need be Wink

bantamrooster · 14/11/2012 00:16

WFF - thanks for the offer, sure it would be a lovely distraction Grin I'll be asleep by the time you get here, let yourself in

JoylessFucker · 14/11/2012 00:17

Dunno WFF ... I may not have met him yet Grin

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