Where can I get decent xrated short stories?

[Adviceinscotland]

Dh working away and i'm to lazy to type something myself to him so want to just copy and paste.

Have been looking online and it's all lesbian/rape/insest stories!

Just want something that will fit on one page really that's not boring but not weird.

Can anyone suggest somewhere for short stories?

Try Literotica.com loads of different categories.

Stop being lazy and write it yourself! Marriage is about how much effort you put in, y'know!

i second literotica!

Literotica thirded.

Haven't you got a Nancy Friday lying around?

Great username for this thread, TDOS

I'll check out literotica thank you very much

I am honestly far to lazy for anything else, after leaving me home alone pg and with 3 young dc to look after I feel I am putting in enough effort already

at gentlelentil

OP you are my heroine for even going on the hunt for stories rather than feet up with a pizza.

In in my m&s jammies watching corrie and eating chocolate while researching this.

Literotica.....it's bookmarked here

go to Scarlett magazine website, they call it cliterature once you've stopped reeling about this horrendous term I would recommend them!

Cliterati.co.uk

I second cliterati

Found a pretty good anal one (thought it was appropriate since it's Friday night) will check out the other website over the weekend.

I'll do you one if you like

"Once there were two teddies.

A male teddy, and a female teddy.

"Fancy coming up to mine for a coffee?" said the female teddy, rubbing her shiny fur.

Then...."

TBC....

Google "easily aroused" top link should be a website with stories written by "an over sexed Englishman".... Good, very good ;)

"Yes" said the male teddy, feeling a bulge between his soft, yet firm, brown legs.

"Good" said the female teddy, seductively.

"Just a question" said the male teddy.....".....are you stuffed?"

"No, but I reckon that will be happening in 5 minutes time" said the female teddy.

Mumsnet! You have led me astray!

Anais Nin!

Try Delta of Venus or Little Birds - you won't regret it.

teddies

This thread has made me snort, thank you.