Honey traps and stunning women aplenty - dating thread 20!

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20!!!!!!

Bloody hell :)

Oooh have fun Snape

Chaotic

You just gave me an idea! We could have the bridesmaid dresses painted onto our bodies!!

I don't care what my ex thinks. He can go jump. Though I don't want him finding out tbh. My life is nothing to do with him though obviously he still thinks it is but he can fuck the fuck of and then fuck off some more

Now there's an idea

Can I have a new body as well?

Have fun snape

Taken from someone's profile...

Blue Eyes: People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS (aka wolves) when they need to be. They are bad to the bone.

I have blue eyes

How's the diet going Chaotic? I'm wearing a size 10 dress today! Size 10 I tell you!! Probably more a small size 12 but it does say 10 in the label so I'm going with that

My ex had blue eyes and he was none of those things. So there! I have hazel eyes.

Mine is blue! A nice tight blue body dress.

My bank card got swallowed last week so I'm currently existing on what's in the house, to avoid spending too much of the little bit of cash I had in the house. Having said that, I've actually managed to avoid eating a load of crap, ie, crisps/chocolate etc, so it's been a success in that way. I'm still doing the pilates too. I will lose the weight, I'm determined to but it's baby steps, which is a good thing really as I'm more likely to stick to it and if the weight comes off slowly it's more likely to stay off.

I'd go with the size 10 too Well done you on achieving that.

Thank you! And well done you too, baby steps is not a bad thing.

You're on OKC aren't you Time?

Yes, I most certainly am

time well done. I am also a size 10 in skinny fit jeans. I weigh myself tomorrow (looks worried)

chaotic I have blue eyes too and I am all of those things. My little boy has stunning blue eyes.

Baby steps are a good thing. Keeping it off is the main thing.

Thank you all for planning my wedding you nut cases

should I be silly enough to marry again I'm afraid there will be no posh dresses..
It will be in a field, with bunting and twinkling fairy lights, and ill wear a normal dress, with wellies, and everyone can wear whatever they want. Food would be a hog roast, seating would be bales of hay or picnic blankets and we would toast with the best Suffolk cider.
There would be rounders in the evening, backed by a rock band, and those that wanted to stay could, in tents.

Not that ive thought about it at all....

Anyway, Snape. Good luck, really can't wait, please report Bsvk this evening... What are you doing with him?

Sponge, glad you have a second date planned... Though if the filth is too much, tell him so.

Chaotic, nightmare about the bank card :(

Congrats zany!

Lubey, hope you are Gavin fun!

Sounds fab Watch. I will wear my frock and wellies. Will there be cheese? And a very fit and handsome best man?

Thank you MLM. It's still work in progress, I want to lose another 3 or 6lbs. I shall reassess the situation as I go. Being just short of 5ft 9 I don't want to look gaunt and I do not want to lose my chestage!!

MLM there isn't a spare ounce on you.

watch your 'wedding' sounds lovely. I can do dress and wellies. I want a sexy and gorgeous usher as well If Time can have the best man I want an usher Can I bring southern comfort and lemonade? I don't really like cider and my stomach is funny wrt alcohol. I might book into a nearby premier inn hotel.

There would be a fuck ton of cheese, and crusty bread.
And Eaton mess.
And home made lemonade.

I Will hunt down a very lovely best man, don't you worry :)

The good news is I got my new pin today so hopefully the bank card won't be more than a day or two.

Ahem....and an usher

Poor mrl. Lol

Chaotic, there would be a bar, you will be fine, so long as you join me for a game of rounders with your dress tucked in your knickers, then you can be excused to a hotel.

Ooh yes, a premier inn hotel, then we could make a weekend night of it!! Although, under the circumstances, tents would be good, don't you think? I could share with the very lovely best man!

Eaton mess!!

I love rounders!! Must pack pumps, wellies and rounders just do not go. Must also wear knickers.

Ahem..... And an usher.
:)

watch that sounds like a great wedding plan. a friend had something very similar ! with a bonfire too..

so I did reply.. it's been a day and a half since he any his message.
I just put hi..it's ok.. I understand. take care. x
I know he's read it as his read receipt came up on phone. but no reply which is good. I don't feel bad for not replying at all now. the balls in his court and if he doesn't ever reply then oh we'll I guess. although I did really like him. why is it all ways the ones I like and get under my skin that never seem to work out :(
I'm not going back on POF though. I deleted my account. I can't keep doing this I don't think. not cut out for Internet dating.

Lol, time, getting all competative about an imaginary game of rounders.

Bring your fastest running shoes, it will be girls v boys.