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Twunt alert thread

16 replies

detwunted · 15/08/2012 17:19

Inspired by a recent comment from thecook, I've namechanged to start what may or may not be a worthwhile project!

Don't include names, etc, unless you're prepared to fight a libel case. If you think you may know a certain twunt, PM the poster.

OP posts:
detwunted · 15/08/2012 17:19

Gender: male
Orientation: hetero
Ethnicity: White, british, Essex man
Age: 46
Location: London
Physically violent: No
Rage: Yes
Verbal abuse: Yes
Psychological abuse: Yes
Financial abuse: Yes
Sexual abuse: Yes
Dishonest: Yes
Unfaithful: Yes
Game-player: Yes
Addictions: Possible
Identifiers: Very good skier and snowboarder. Usually quiet but goes large when drunk.

Additional info:
Married with 2 DC. Appears horizontally laid-back but is a manipulative control freak. Shows signs of Asperger's. History of fraud and theft. Covert sexist. Frequent use of prostitutes.

OP posts:
KatieScarlett2833 · 15/08/2012 17:30

Gender: Male
Orientation: Hetero
Ethnicity: White Scottish
Age:42
Location :Dumfries at the moment
Physically violent: Yes
Rage: Yes
Psycological Abuse: Yes
Financial Abuse :Yes, he puts the cock in cocklodger
Sexual Abuse: Police couldn't get enough evidence, much to their disgust.
Dishonest: Yes
Unfaithful: Yes
Game Player :Yes
Addictions: None
Identifiers: Has one leg.

Addl info: Married, 3 DC, none of whom he pays for ( and one on the way to the woman he is cheating on his current mug partner with). History of abuse, violence, theft, compulsive lying, adultery. To be found on a dating site near you. Go get him ladies!!!!!

Leverette · 15/08/2012 17:57

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OutThatTwunt · 15/08/2012 19:38

Brilliant idea for a thread! Testing name change.

OutThatTwunt · 15/08/2012 19:43

Gender: Male
Orientation: Hetero
Ethnicity: White British, Essex
Age: 44
Location: Notts/Derbyshire borders
Physically violent: Yes mainly to women and children
Rage: Yes to family, charming to random strangers and colleagues
Psychological abuse: Yes
Financial abuse: Yes
Sexual abuse: Yes (adults only)
Dishonest: Wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him round the chops
Unfaithful: Yes, serial adulterer
Mental health issues: Yes, various, some diagnosed, some not diagnosed
Behaviours of note: Stalking, theft, harrassment, assault (police record)
Identifiers: Long dark hair and beard, into rock music

ImperialBlether · 15/08/2012 19:45

I think MN should make this a sticky on the Relationships board.

foolonthehill · 15/08/2012 19:47

Gender: male
Orientation: hetero
Ethnicity: White, british, East Anglian
Age: 49
Location: London/Norfolk
Physically violent:occasional
Rage: Yes
Verbal abuse: Yes
Psychological abuse: Yes
Financial abuse: Yes
Sexual abuse: Yes
Dishonest: Yes
Unfaithful: No
Game-player: Yes
Addictions: No
Identifiers: Religious, musical. Drinks little. Artistic family. Brother the same but worse.

Additional info:
Married with DC. Appears empathic, sympathetic, victim of manipulative wife, actually lazy misogynist with random issues of control. History violence and road rage outside home. Covert sexist. Freeloader who will sting anyone for money/place to stay/sympathy.

foolonthehill · 15/08/2012 19:48

don't know where the Grin came from....totally inappropriate!

TheWonderfulFanny · 15/08/2012 19:55

Excellent thread people :)

ImperialBlether · 15/08/2012 20:03

Something to do with a job might help people identify them.

Marigold1 · 15/08/2012 20:11

Fantastic idea, will put mine on when I feel more upto it. Shame we can't put a pic too :) , the job thing is an excellent thought.

SouthWestTwuntSpotter · 15/08/2012 20:17

Gender: male
Orientation: hetero
Ethnicity: White, British, Kent/Midlands originally
Age: 50
Location: Cornwall
Physically violent: Borderline. Prone to intimidation and occasional 'light punch'.
Rage: Yes, to partners and fellow road users.
Verbal abuse: Yes
Psychological abuse: Yes - gaslighting, sulking
Financial abuse: Yes, freeloader and tight as a gnat's chuff
Sexual abuse: No
Dishonest: Where ex-wife was concerned, yes.
Unfaithful: No
Game-player: Yes
Addictions: Skunk cannabis, work
Identifiers: Dodgy hip. Tedious propensity to martyrdom and victimhood. Never wrong; "sorry" is not in his vocabulary.

Additional info:
Divorced, 3 beautiful DCs. Claims ex-wife was deranged and abused him so he had to move out "for the children's sake"; probably says the same about me. We are both quite normal. Prefers an alternative, self-sufficient lifestyle.

detwunted · 15/08/2012 20:17

Good point, Imperial.

Occupation: Property developer.

More info, since mine could describe thousands of London men: His most outstanding feature is his normality. He is abnormally normal! Normal first name beginning with J. Blue eyes. Says he's private when he means secretive.

OP posts:
SouthWestTwuntSpotter · 15/08/2012 20:18

Job would be too much of a giveaway but let's just say he's in the land-based sector.

FermezLaBouche · 15/08/2012 20:31

Gender: male
Orientation: Bi - as I discovered after breaking up
Ethnicity: White, British, has possible views to the effect that this makes him somehow superior to others.
Age: 31
Location: Durham area
Physically violent: Has been know to be so to women. Shits himself when started upon in pubs/bars. (Usually own fault)
Rage: No - that's too much like hard work
Verbal abuse: Yes, esp when drunk.
Psychological abuse: Yes - don't expect to feel like a valid human with valid opinions.
Financial abuse: Yes, cocklodger extrordinare despite being bought house by mummy which is an unhygienic deathtrap in which to bring up a child!
Sexual abuse: Forced anal sex once, unwanted PIV on many occasions. Now a record for sexual assault, I gather.
Dishonest: In many ways
Unfaithful: Yes - 2 women and two men (that I know of)
Game-player: Yes
Addictions: Porn - particularly "goth" type women. The type of woman he wanted me to be.
Identifiers: Bald. Propensity toward ridiculous "punk" type clothing/denim jackets with ridiculous images and studs on the back.

Additional info:
What an idiot I was to stay with this man! Serially unfaithful, failed degree, determined to be a teacher as couldn't think of anything better. Then acquired drink driving and sexual assault charges so won;t be leaving KFC any time soon.

That feels good. Not an untrue word in there :-)

rightchoice2 · 15/08/2012 21:50

I love this thread, I wonder how many of the above are trawling the dating web sites. I wonder how many innocent women they are going to dupe in the future.

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