Help me please, I aam mortified and feel so sick :(

[mortifiedwife]

Obviously name-changed, well, I made a whole new account just to be sure, this is a vile horrid situation

I feel sick even typing this.

I was in bed with my H, in the middle of sex, and I shit myself. I'm not even ill, nothing like this has ever happened to me before, never, why now? It was runny... sorry... I thought it was H 'finishing', he practically ran from the room... oh god he went in the bathroom while I was crying and cleaning up, he didn't say a word, and has walked straight out of the bathroom and out of the house

I am now sat here crying my eyes out, mortified, humiliated, I feel sick to the pit of my stomach I do not want him to come home, ever, I can't face him ever again. What if he thought I did it on purpose?! Why did he walk out?

Help me, god, please, I am turning inside out with humilation please tell me this has happened to someone else?? I feel like running away before he comes home because I can't face it. This is the end of my marriage

'Twas me, Jacks. It always is

But I doubt your dh was born toilet trained...

I once peed all over a guy I was with whilst he was trying to make me orgasm. It gave him a bit of a surprise. He was quite precious about such things, and utterly crap in bed, so it always gives me a good laugh.
OP bless you and your DH, you sensitive souls. Hope you're feeling better now.

If this guy ran out the house cus u had a little accident wats he going to do in a real emergency he's a squeeling drama queen give him a slap and tell him to geta grip

Lucyellen not with a newish BF, that'd be a bit different... but DH, absolutely! If we couldn't laugh at that after 20 years...

Oops, 10 years even, might not ever make it to 20, esp if I poop the bed lol

OP I understand why you would have been mortified, I would have been too. My DH would have ribbed me mercilessly for the rest of my life about it though.
I shat myself the day after my wedding walking around Caesers Palace hotel in Vegas. Rich food, copious amounts of alcohol the day before and riding the New York roller coaster obviously didn't agree with me. I needed to fart and thought I could let out a sly one- I miscalculated and followed through. It dripped down my legs and stained my white rara skirt, I hauled ass to the toilets and cleaned myself up and scrubbed the shit stains off my skirt. I had to go to Victoria's Secret (posh knicker shop) and buy some new drawers. My DH was a bit but still takes the piss out of me for it and it was 5 years ago. It's ok though cos he shit in his undies the other day because he followed through. "I've changed them and left them in the washing machine". Err yeah I ain't washing em

This'll be one to tell the dgc, honey, and by the time they come along you'll have lost any squeamishness about normal bodily functions.

I can't actually believe someone wrote that.

Do people really talk to their grandchildren about crapping themselves during sex?

imagining little old lady offering her gc a werthers original "let me tell you the story about when i shat on your grand dad" yeah, i can really see that!!

I'd just like to add my story of woe, why not?

We all had a D&V bug a few years ago. When it was my turn and I was alternating speedily between throwing up and crapping, I dared risk a fart in bed and needless to say I crapped all over the bed. I felt so ill that I just lay there groaning, stark naked, while my dh turned the light on to reveal all the glory, and then proceeded to clean me up and then roll me round the bed so he could change the sheets.

Oh the shame. Like some incontinent old lady. At the time I felt so ill I didn't really care but looking back, oh dear. Mortifying.

My dh was a star and calmly pitched in and sorted it all out. Like a grown up. Feel free to show this to your dh. I dont mind, I'll be brave. As an example of how accidents happen and how normal grown ups deal with it. Tell him to grow a pair up. And also to apologise.

Dp helped me clean the poo off myself after ds2's birth, I was still attached to him (physiological third stage) and the mw had vanished so had no option but to enlist dp to help. I was mortified but he never said a word, just quietly helped me clean poo off my arms (how it ended up on my fucking arms is a mystery I have absolutely no wish to solve!) and gave me a cuddle.

If he'd made a fuss I think I'd have died of shame, but he didn't, he just quietly helped and it calmed me down.

Your husband is going to see more than his fair share of shit if ye have children... and vomit and snot and mucus and blood. Dp has experienced the joy of all three of our children vomiting in his face (bleugh) and that's not even the worst of it. Your DH would want to grow up a lot before you have children together.

I'm sorry this happened to you, I honestly feel for you as I'd be mortified too. But your husbands behaviour is really pathetic. He should have been more concerned about your health than his delicate sensibilities.

Sorry OP but if you think that this has ruined your marriage then you didn't have a great marriage to start with. Marriage - and long term relationships - must be based on a level of intimacy, understanding and 'in sickness and in health.' Partners should not be legging it cos they get a bit squeamish about natural bodily functions.

Yes it's embarrassing but it's only poo for God's sake. His first thought should have been "are you ok?" and not to run out of the house like a total wuss. When you have a family how on earth is he going to cope with newborn toxic waste nappies or when the baby vomits curdled milk on him? Pass the baby back to you and leg it again?

My friend had amoebic dysentery that caused her to have the most evil and liquid diarrhea for weeks. Her DH was a total star who coped with accidents, cleaned up where necessary and took very good care of her. Because he put her first. I had bronchitis a couple of years back that caused me to pee when I had a coughing fit. I had a very bad coughing fit and peed on our new leather sofa. I was mortified. DP laughed, cuddled me, cleaned it up and brought me a new set of pyjamas down. If he'd legged it then I think the part of me that loves him would have died a little.

I agree with the others. This is a bit embarrassing. But only a bit. Most of us have some kind of body fluid horror story in our past.

I AM shocked at how you and your dh reacted, though. Why does your dh want to be married to a porcelain doll?

Hey just wanted to let you know, this actually happened to me. My boyfriend bought me Indian food one night and we had sex the next day I was sat on him facing away from him and once we had finished as I was about to get up something didn't feel right and I was soo worried what I might have done so I delayed getting up for as long as I could because I had a feeling I had pooped and was too mortified to face up to it. My boyfriend calmly asked me if I was alright and helped me up. When I saw his stomach and groin area I didn't know what to do I felt like I had died inside I didn't know what to say or do.
I am soo lucky to have my boyfriend he saw how upset I was and cleaned himself up quickly while I did the same and told me everything was ok and that I had nothing to worry about, it is a natural thing that I couldn't have controlled. He took the sheets To be washed and got in he shower. I had a shower after him and I found it hard to look him in the eye and still felt so ashamed I thought I would never get over it but my boyfriend made it clear he was not mad at me or anything and wouldn't you know it we moved on from it.
I would be lying though if I said I never thought about it afterwards. It's been almost 2 years since that incident and u still get scared during sex that it will happen again but it hasn't so far so hopefully it was a one time thing.
So glad I found thus post I thought I was alone.