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Found a condom....thought of mn.

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Houseofplain · 29/06/2012 16:46

It's innocent, but I just thought of mn amd the oh fuck scenario it could have been.

Just getting some clothes on ready for a night out as dh is home later....put my hands in a pocket and think what the hell is that!

It's a condom, from yonks ago. That's been in that pocket for a few years now. As I have lost a lot of weight, after having the kids. I'm now in clothes I haven't been in. In yonks.

I did think oh fuck what would he have said if he'd found it. But then he knows I'm a bit of a slacker like that. But I know it's rare on here. But condoms can be found in drawers and pockets and be innocent Grin

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angeltattoo · 29/06/2012 20:40

Grin best leave it there, you may need it, sounds like last time you were in those trousers you conceived! Grin

Houseofplain · 29/06/2012 23:46

I think you are right. I did tell him about said washed up condom, he laughed and remembered buying them ..

We don't need condoms I got sterilised for my health. So we had a laugh. I have had a couple and I can't drink for toffee and he is up checking on the kids since we got in Grin

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Xales · 30/06/2012 10:21

Your first thought should have been that your DH has been cross dressing in your clothes and left the condom in there after one of his cross dressing, gay all day shag sessions at home (which he has been filming and watching) while the kids were downstairs watching CBBC, eating Gregs sausage rolls & drinking fruit shoots and you were out slaving for all the household income.

How can you be so naive? Leave the bastard!!!!

Grin
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