Bloody nora

[OhEmGee24]

Name changed as I'm so shocked/surprised/embarrassed/mortified and a million others to even be typing this. And breathe...

Basically me and my bloke usually have a very (vom) lovey dovey sex life but last night got VERY kinky which was exciting and fresh and both enjoyed it, BUT he did something I have NEVER experienced before and I consider myself relatively sexually experienced. He err, um, spat in my foofoo whilst giving me oral/using fingers. Not just once THREE BLOODY TIMES.

Tell me this is heard of and that I don't need to have an extremely awkward convo with him. Fyi, relatively new relationship of 6/7 months.

Now I'm off to down a big glass of pinot.

I've got a hide like a rhinocerous, honey and feet to match pending overdue pedicure

No offence taken, none intended

I've heard about it, I like my fanny, and my fanny would take an instant dislike to being spat at, much like my face would.

Saliva and oral sex = all good...but there are more 'respectful' and less pornographic ways of achieving this than spitting.

I'd have the awkward conversation, probably after the first time he did it.

He's been watching too much porn!

Typical bloke, bet he thinks those women are having real orgasms too!