SGB and Mal?

[ameliagrey]

Been missing for a while- anyone know why?

Thought sgb was posting a few days ago

I've seen SGB this week.

For a moment I thought you were saying that SGB and Mal should have a relationship...

LOl- now there's an idea. It would be a stormy one !

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a pairing-up or facing-off request too.

I think I saw SGB post this morning, so no need to call the search party.

SGB and Mal, sitting in a tree...I doubt kissing is all that'd be going though with those two!

I thought you were after a debate on the pros and cons of monogamy.

Sgb decided to share with us that she has never taken it up the arse but has performed anal on a.n.other with a strap-on, this very fine day.

She's lying down at this moment, thumping the mattress and wailing, "Why can't I just keep my mouth shut?"

I'm still here, just don't post as much because I think half the posts lately are wind-ups and I've been really busy.
I've been mostly posting on the travel boards, at least you know people aren't going to be making stuff up on there. Unlike the weirdo on here the other day going on about babymoons.
When I saw this thread I was sorely tempted to say that DH had run off with a cross dressing, polyamorous pensioner, but then I thought better of it.