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Just for laughs - men are FUNNY

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gravityrebalancingatlast · 08/02/2006 02:11

Well.... you all know I have lost the plot and am trying to paint the town red at the moment!!

Well.... i gotta tell you what happened yesterday.... it is just so good heartening..... so my dh became a bikie after he cheated on me while I was pregnant as you all know and I hate admitting it and I have ranted so much previously. I also said last week I will smile at the cute guy at the lights in the car next to me and well......... you girls are like family so will share this good story....

I was driving (to daycare - oh so romantic) and this super spunk pulled up behind me on a Harley (another bikie - oh I attract tem hey) at the traffic lights so I was in a playful mood with my new cool sexy sunnies propped on my nose i flashed a big smile at him in my side mirror. He smiled back.

He overtook me and smiled again. We kept going for maybe ten minutes in peak hour traffic.

I turned off to go to daycare, he went straight and thought nothing more of it.... all of a sudden I heard a Harley rumble up next to me. He smiled at me and told me I was gorgeous and asked for my phone number - I was thrilled no one has done this since I was 18. I told him I was married (I still use this as my protection - ) and who my dh is. (was) he said I was really beautiful but he wouldnt go there coz of who my dh was.

None the less I felt so sexy!!!! I continued driving to daycare with Iggy Pop playing Wild One so loud (thats another story - me big tough body guard, I met and looked after Iggy's caravan at a concert on the weekend .........)

Hope this makes some girls smile as it made me - maybe I just wanna brag!!! I can still pick up!!!

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Alipiggie · 08/02/2006 02:52

You've made my day!! Way to go girl. Keep it up

gravityrebalancingatlast · 08/02/2006 07:48

god i love you alipiggie! you always make me think thank F&* i'm not that odd!!!

how are you babe? hope things are ok for you x

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Twiglett · 08/02/2006 08:33

sounds fab to me .. good for you

I was once driving through the city in my brand new SAAB convertible with the roof down (first day .. company car.. pre-children) .. lovely biker pulls up alongside ... I start to smile, he flirts, we flirt .. then he says "you should lock those doors someone might carjack you" (remember the roofs down) and like a big numpty I did and he roared off laughing at me .. not quite the same, wish I had your style

overdraft · 08/02/2006 10:10

gravity you sexy babe XXXX well done girl

Kathlean · 08/02/2006 10:15

There really is something about some bikers.

I ride a bike. I remember filling up at the petrol station and there was another biker a few rows over. All I could see was these absolutely stunning eyes but I knew when he smiled at me.

Went and paid and drove off and neve saw him again but I will never forget it (-:

gravityrebalancingatlast · 08/02/2006 14:51

oh overdraft!!! Marry me???

ha ha!!!! at least i had a good laugh!!!

men are so simple minded when it comes to woman you just have to laugh!!!

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gravityrebalancingatlast · 09/02/2006 14:45

ok..... the world is weird...... it happened again! today!!! i am driving along and a super sexy shannon nolls (if you guys have heard of him - he was on australian idol....) look a like followed me all the way up the freeway, smiled at me with this super sexy ga ga smile, ran a very very orange light to catch up with me, pulled up alongside me eventually and asked for my number.......... flashed and engagement ring rock at him (frig i am pathetic!)

but is it full moon or something........ either that or i am convince i must be driving along with EASY CHICK INSIDE written on the back of my car!!!! HA HA!!!

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lazyanna · 09/02/2006 15:57

Do you think anyone ever reads those "Saw you at concert, Red Hair, lovely smile, me blah blah" ads, and goes "That's me!",and, well, actually follows it up?

gravityrebalancingatlast · 10/02/2006 08:22

never thought of that......... hmmmmmm!!!! interesting point......... i think i may become a female "HITCH" - ever seen the WIll Smith movie. I think i could make a good trainer...... when i am unattached i am good at the chase (shocking at the relationship...... obviously) i think i have been in the sun too long...... what a weird thought!

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anorak · 10/02/2006 08:41

gravity you carry on having fun. And why do you have to back out with excuses? Thought you were single now?

Enjoy the attention - it does not mean you look easy - it means you have a great smile.

Too many people go around miserable these days - A smile is a great way to attract people. Only trouble is a lot of guys mistake friendliness for you fancying them.

However, if you do...

gravityrebalancingatlast · 11/02/2006 04:41

anorak - dear friend! long time no hear!!!

aw shucks!!! i LOVE the attention but thats all I need at the moment, cant be bothered with the head ache (Hope this doesnt make me a C**k tease?????)

have put a photo on here for you to check out how happy i am..... do i look like easy? (woman's opinion much more appreciated than man's)

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glitterfairy · 12/02/2006 09:17

Gravity go girl! I am glad you are so happy and full of fun and flirtiness! Being flirty is a life skill and a great asset!

gravityrebalancingatlast · 13/02/2006 06:27

after the weekend i dont know about flirty, i am feeling pretty old and sick! girls night out..... mixed drinks........ hit on too often..... recall friend (girl) being very flirty with me am so toooooo old for this crap! HA ha!! its all good tho....

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