Laundering erm bedroom clothes

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I don't think the domestic godess type sections are the right place for this thread. Hope this is.
I wore some special clothing for role play on our anniversary last weekend. How do I dry it after washing without DDs asking awkward questions?
If oldest one spots anything new she checks it out for possible appropriation, while youngest checks it out for dressing up potential. I dont have a tumble drier because DH is too tight of concern for the environment.

Oh fucking hell chippyminton I was just sat here eating a boost and your comment nearly killed me! I snorted, laughed and nearly choked!

Can't think of anything less erotic than a prison fantasy, but then I've seen what the people look like in there (not with a robbed cock, bleach to hand, etc). In fact, if you want to make it more realistic, draw tattoos on yourself in blue pen and get your teeth knocked out. Also, stop eating for a year.

How has it got so dirty though?! Surely it wasn't on long enough?!
Has it got spunk on you can just flake that off?
Or...poo?! Sweaty?!
haha!

Semper - oops!

Chippy: i've been in the garden, you should have hopped over for a glass of wine.
Even: No poo, yuk, but plenty of the former plus my contribution, then there's oil, sweat. It wasn't a put it on, strip it off straight away thing.

plenty of the former Good lord.

It's not what i prefer to call it but its sort of essential to the proceedings

CuttedUpPear OP only mentioned keeping her Dc's away from it!

Blimey, did your husband watch a lot of prisoner cell block H in the 80s having amorous thoughts?

Did he get dressed up as a prison guard?

Compost: Its not his fantasy, its mine. He didn't dress up as I sprang it on him without warning.
Gay: Its about interogation rather than prison. The prisoner dress seemed the best way to communicate the role I wanted him to play without lengthy explanation. I expect there will be some fantasy that gets your juices flowing which in real life isn't sexy at all.

Maybe next time you could go with a launderette service wash fantasy.

Where do you store it? If your girls regularly wander into your room, are you sure they aren't in your drawers?

Might be time to think about a few privacy rules.

Hmm, a nice clean fantasy with the advantage of a fast spin cycle. I might even get the ironing done for me.

Next time get an orange jumpsuit. Sure, it's not as sexy but you can tell the kids you were doing some "handy work" wink wink

anyone else reading this htinking " oh fgs just have sex"
i coudlnt be arsed with dressing up

Actually, me and my sister used to know exactly what our mum had in her underwear drawer and used to laugh with our friends about it, so perhaps not the secret you're thinking!

I have kept it at the bottom of DH's sock and pants drawer. Even he didn't notice it. I knew what was in my mum's unerwear drawer too. Was always surprised how a normal size woman didn't disappear in those enormous knickers.